I was a wee bit "speedy" driving a friend home one night in October and received my first ever ticket! The ol' 3 button trick (unbuttoning my shirt) didn't help me out so much that night.
"Excuse me ma'am. Do you know how fast you were going?"
"Well... no, but I can tell you this: I wasn't going fast enough to throw you off!"
"I...
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"Excuse me ma'am. Do you know how fast you were going?"
"Well... no, but I can tell you this: I wasn't going fast enough to throw you off!"
"I...
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skywisdom:
Awww, but this one was so tasteful!
skywisdom:
Well, I'm leaving for UofO on the 7th, so we better get on that!
STOOOOOPID question time: does anyone know how to change your display picture? Or erase it...? I look 10 in mine and I NEED to update it before pedophiles try to make me find their lost puppy... 
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skywisdom:
Do you work downtown-p-town now?
Happy day of american gluttony.
Happy day of american gluttony.
skywisdom:
So are you a pyschopath or a pedophile then?
Both? Pervert.
Both? Pervert.
Does anyone here know the band ShitDisco from Scotland?
I really adore them...
Especially "I Know Kung Fu".... oh yass.
I really adore them...
Especially "I Know Kung Fu".... oh yass.
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skywisdom:
No, I'm pretty sure she doesn't. Which is too bad, that would be a well-needed ego boost. No, she just thinks I'm a child is all.
skywisdom:
What? When? Ok
Just to let all your SG lovers know, I'm rad.
There's a group of church ladies (I know I know, "fucking churchies!", but they're really sweet, non-judgemental and rad. AND they give us each a $5 tip each night!!), and one of them spilled their Pumpkin Spice Latte (or PSL for you Sbuxians out there). I was helping to clean up and wipe down the...
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There's a group of church ladies (I know I know, "fucking churchies!", but they're really sweet, non-judgemental and rad. AND they give us each a $5 tip each night!!), and one of them spilled their Pumpkin Spice Latte (or PSL for you Sbuxians out there). I was helping to clean up and wipe down the...
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bridgetwnpeddler:
Well if you move to the NW store you will be driving by me every day. I live right over the St. Johns bridge...
30 miles out on HWY 30? You live in the boonies girl.
30 miles out on HWY 30? You live in the boonies girl.
bridgetwnpeddler:
Saint Helens is that far out? Hrrrmmm... guess I never thought of that since usually if I am that far out on Hwy 30 I am on the way to the coast and as such I am thinking it is pretty close in.
I have nothing interesting to write about....
Eehhhh... I should be transfering downtown soon. So random SG girls + boys better come visit me at awkward hours aka 7:45pm-4:15am. =]
AYE!!
Gayest Blog Ever...
Eehhhh... I should be transfering downtown soon. So random SG girls + boys better come visit me at awkward hours aka 7:45pm-4:15am. =]
AYE!!
Gayest Blog Ever...
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skywisdom:
Happy Halloween. I still have five minutes to say that.
bridgetwnpeddler:
well I am down there all the time, my old neighborhood before buying my house! Overton or Hoyt street?
Ahhhhhhhhhh *tear tear*
I lost my phone when I was drinking last night!!
=(
I lost my phone when I was drinking last night!!
=(
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skywisdom:
that song is on my myspace!
They played that. It was cool.
Colin Moley is sexy, and I don't even like boys.
I'll have to come visit you.
They played that. It was cool.
Colin Moley is sexy, and I don't even like boys.
I'll have to come visit you.
kozmikgirl:
Taco Bell?
I don't know why, but I am soooo there!
I don't know why, but I am soooo there!
bleh.....
I met MUSE last night.
Wow.
Unbelievale.
Wow.
Unbelievale.
skywisdom:
I met them once! and I have the signed track list to prove it! Matt Bellamy is small.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experienceI will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind;...
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If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experienceI will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind;...
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psamtik:
im not dead. im not myself with stress and off-kilter sleeping patterns due to graveyard shifts and poverty.
mrginger:
Really?
jai guru deva om.
nothing's gonna change my world...
nothing's gonna change my world...
skywisdom:
Hey, I thought you had dissapeared forever. That, or you were so furious with me for posting Zombie Chris porn on your profile that you vowed never to acknowledge my existence ever again...for which I would not have blamed you.
My blog was fairly cheerful actually, in a bizzare way. That's life for you. My only real regret was not going to Canada to see the SG tour, where I could get in. Sadness.
Yes, drunken shennagins are usually a good thing. My life has been sadly short in them.
...Fag.
My blog was fairly cheerful actually, in a bizzare way. That's life for you. My only real regret was not going to Canada to see the SG tour, where I could get in. Sadness.
Yes, drunken shennagins are usually a good thing. My life has been sadly short in them.
...Fag.