STOOOOOPID question time: does anyone know how to change your display picture? Or erase it...? I look 10 in mine and I NEED to update it before pedophiles try to make me find their lost puppy...
There's a group of church ladies (I know I know, "fucking churchies!", but they're really sweet, non-judgemental and rad. AND they give us each a $5 tip each night!!), and one of them spilled their Pumpkin Spice Latte (or PSL for you Sbuxians out there). I was helping to clean up and wipe down the... Read More
Saint Helens is that far out? Hrrrmmm... guess I never thought of that since usually if I am that far out on Hwy 30 I am on the way to the coast and as such I am thinking it is pretty close in.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experienceI will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind;... Read More
Hey, I thought you had dissapeared forever. That, or you were so furious with me for posting Zombie Chris porn on your profile that you vowed never to acknowledge my existence ever again...for which I would not have blamed you.
My blog was fairly cheerful actually, in a bizzare way. That's life for you. My only real regret was not going to Canada to see the SG tour, where I could get in. Sadness.
Yes, drunken shennagins are usually a good thing. My life has been sadly short in them.
...Fag.
Ok, well I'm sorry. I promise you: No more Resident Evil porn in your comments/messages/etc...
As for, it was more of an expletive than an adjective, but I supposse I'll probably be forced into the pornography eventually.
I need REAL friends. People who've been through shit and are comfortable talking about theirs and other people's problems. Friends with pure fuckin' common sense, at that! And an understanding of sarcasm would be nice to. Maybe someone with a "do unto others" mindset, but without the religious association behind it? Oh! And someone who's not a fucking alcoholic or totally... Read More
Yeah, I was originally planning on going to PSU. But then I decided I needed to go do the whole college life/dorm thing, and just be out of Portland, and not working for a while. I'm really excited. I've got a bunch of friends who go to PSU though. Where do you work, anyhow, if you don't mind me asking?
Sorry about your friends. Common sense is good, as is not covering up all your problems but getting stoned or drunk all the time. People really need to learn self-awareness, I think that's a big problem.
By the way, did you ever read the Resident Evil comics? There was this one were Chris Redfield went crazy and jump-kicked a giant freaking spider, then knifed it to death. It was fucking ridiculous!
Just throwing that out there.
Happy day of american gluttony.
Both? Pervert.