effigy

I am such a bad man...who had such a good time! A few highlights I can discuss...
Cocktails were always on hand...And folks were treating left and right...It was very sweet!
There were soooo many lovely ladies to adore and get to know...Lots of kissy face...sooooooo pleased about that.
Got to meet and hang w/ Ron Jeremy for a bit...He's a very cool individual...very down to earth and charming...He was quite helpful in directing me toward some very cute kissey face partners... Not to mention he introduced me to a neighbor of his who happens to be one of, if not the most gorgeous and intriguing women I could ever dream of meeting...She was purely exquisite and extremely engaging.

I apparantly won a pissing contest, though I think it was a tie...She had better technique and distance where as I scored well w/my speed, volume and accuracy...They judges deducted points from her because she pissed on her legs a bit...But in all fairness, she was shorter than I am and they made her use the higher urinal...
Almost got kicked out of the lobby...seems the management did not enjoy my lovely pissing contest partner riding my thigh (which I had equiped w/my handy dandy pocket rocket) nearly as much as I did...
I did get kicked out of the ladies restroom...something about it not being co-ed and locking the door and turning off the lights while in there was a bad idea...blah, blah, blah
All in all...it was a very eventful trip...
Next month...Vegas!
Certain parts of my life definitely do not suck! I really need to remember that more often...