So its time for a new random blog. And this one is random as all hell...
I had a dream last night. In the dream, I was wearing nothing but a towel while in a public shopping center. Oddly enough this was appropriate attire because the megastore that I was shopping in was some kind of Bed, Bath, and Beyond knock off. So there I was in my towel, but my purpose for being in the store was that I was shopping for and testing new cellular phones. And the reception was horrible. As I went to check out, I found that the store was staffed entirely by middle aged Japanese men that, instead of actually working, were singing karaoke at the cash registers. They were also watching QVC, the television shopping network, and showed me how to streamcast QVC on my new cellular phone. So I sat and watched an Indian, in full warpaint and traditional garb, ride a stationary exercise bicycle while talking to Norma in Eugene, Oregon about the benefits of working out.
I promise you, I have done no drugs anytime recently.
I had a dream last night. In the dream, I was wearing nothing but a towel while in a public shopping center. Oddly enough this was appropriate attire because the megastore that I was shopping in was some kind of Bed, Bath, and Beyond knock off. So there I was in my towel, but my purpose for being in the store was that I was shopping for and testing new cellular phones. And the reception was horrible. As I went to check out, I found that the store was staffed entirely by middle aged Japanese men that, instead of actually working, were singing karaoke at the cash registers. They were also watching QVC, the television shopping network, and showed me how to streamcast QVC on my new cellular phone. So I sat and watched an Indian, in full warpaint and traditional garb, ride a stationary exercise bicycle while talking to Norma in Eugene, Oregon about the benefits of working out.
I promise you, I have done no drugs anytime recently.
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Awesome.