durbustweeb

I stole chocolate from my 4 year old this morning.

I hate it when I do that. It gets on my conscience (I hate spelling that word, and some others that I can't spell no matter how many times I look them up) and I have to go buy the kid more. I didn't take ALL of it. Only a little.

I keep writing in my comments about giving one's self away. One HELL of a long post in DATING SUCKS yesterday. And I forget to put the other side of being nice down. That's not letting people shit on you. Because they will suck the life out of a nice guy given a chance, some people need to be told to screw off.

This jerk at Starbucks for example. I had my kids with me, this asshole standing behind us in line refused his order because "that little boy touched my bag." He complained my kids were out of control. Everyone was shocked... they weren't doing ANYTHING, bothering ANYONE, and were actually amazingly good. As he lost it further and further, accusing my son of all sorts of terrible behaviors I told him (nicely) there certainly appeared to be one person who couldn't control himself in public, and he didn't happen to be short.

He walked away... the employees said "jeesh... what an asshole." I had to tip extra for that.

I take vicodin every day because it hurts.

And I think Janet Jackson's breast was really ugly. Those Jacksons are scary people.

Who I love are the "freaks" at the pier in San Francisco, who let you take a picture with them for money, but yell at you and show nasty signs if you take them for free. Gad, I bet they're fun to be around when normal people ought to be tucked safe in their beds.

Is there a "Josh Groban is a Doob" club? I wanna join.

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A request for art. Ok. Here's some.




The second one is kind of twisted.