So I'm at the christian thrift store today after work, and this REALLY old lady asks me if my hair is real or if it's a wig. I of course respond accordingly and in a very nice manner, telling her it is. She asks me how I am going to get it out of my hair, I explain to her it is temporary and fades with each wash. And the bitter old lady proceeds to tell me that I should walk around with my head in a bucket full of water than.

I was like *WOA THERE BITTER OLD LADY* And quickly left the store all the while thinking that it was ok that she was rude to me for no reason. Cuz she will die soon. MWAHAHAHA!

That is all.