there are girls that i know who fall for (well, not fall for but hang out with and fuck) complete liars. whats the fucking deal?
like seriously, "i know john from sublime" (sidenote: is there even a "john" in sublime!!?) has been a line that has worked. oh hes so cool!
give me a fucking break.
the kicker is these are all girls that i thought were genuinly cool. they dont seem stupid when you talk to them. they arent barbie doll sorority types. they come off as cool unique semi smart girls.
and then some douche bag with a polo shirt, a fade (or obnoxiously big sunglasses, if you live in CA) and the most obvious lie ever comes along and theyre all wet.
its annoying
i guess when i cry myself to sleep tonight i can blame myself for not ever telling ridiculous bold faced lies to girls.
from now on if anyone asks, my name is todd and im an astronaut/vetrinarian who really likes spinning and going out on my boat with all of my friends who are exactly like me.
like seriously, "i know john from sublime" (sidenote: is there even a "john" in sublime!!?) has been a line that has worked. oh hes so cool!
give me a fucking break.
the kicker is these are all girls that i thought were genuinly cool. they dont seem stupid when you talk to them. they arent barbie doll sorority types. they come off as cool unique semi smart girls.
and then some douche bag with a polo shirt, a fade (or obnoxiously big sunglasses, if you live in CA) and the most obvious lie ever comes along and theyre all wet.
its annoying
i guess when i cry myself to sleep tonight i can blame myself for not ever telling ridiculous bold faced lies to girls.
from now on if anyone asks, my name is todd and im an astronaut/vetrinarian who really likes spinning and going out on my boat with all of my friends who are exactly like me.
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ofthedead:
I think we're moving to the Lower Greenville area somewhere, but to be honest, I'm in favor of moving to Denton. We haven't finished discussing it, but I want live somewhere where I don't have a problem finding artists to employ for filmmaking, and Denton seems to be more along those lines.
comicking:
Sorry to confuse. Its the "lie" that only smart people get, claiming that you have ocean front property located in Az. It was a reference to what you wrote, as in a bold faced lie to tell people.