i dont know how the fuck i got so in debt. i have nothing. no degree, no house, no car payments... nothing.
that was supposed to be the point. thats my thing. just keepin it fuckin simple and not getting sucked into the whole 60" plasma screen in tv in a 19 room house = happiness mentality.
but fuck, if my debt outweighs my assets by no less than 4:1... why dont i have a plasma screen tv? wheres my fucking tv!!!? wheres my hateful trophy wife? wheres my fucking slice of the "american" decaf, mocha, low carb, high octane, california roll with touch screen GPS navigation and lojack-because lojack has a 100% recovery rate (which makes me wonder, why they dont put lojack in everything? then nothing would be stolen, and lojack systems would be so mass produced (in china) they wouldnt really be all that expensive [and furthermore, can you really put a price on being able to find your daughter's ipod she dropped at tre's party after one too many rolls? can you?]) because really, there should be no limit on how comfortable you you you can get... man
that tears it. im moving into a gated condo next to ted Kaczynski's shack next week
that was supposed to be the point. thats my thing. just keepin it fuckin simple and not getting sucked into the whole 60" plasma screen in tv in a 19 room house = happiness mentality.
but fuck, if my debt outweighs my assets by no less than 4:1... why dont i have a plasma screen tv? wheres my fucking tv!!!? wheres my hateful trophy wife? wheres my fucking slice of the "american" decaf, mocha, low carb, high octane, california roll with touch screen GPS navigation and lojack-because lojack has a 100% recovery rate (which makes me wonder, why they dont put lojack in everything? then nothing would be stolen, and lojack systems would be so mass produced (in china) they wouldnt really be all that expensive [and furthermore, can you really put a price on being able to find your daughter's ipod she dropped at tre's party after one too many rolls? can you?]) because really, there should be no limit on how comfortable you you you can get... man
that tears it. im moving into a gated condo next to ted Kaczynski's shack next week
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aaardvark:
I forget why, but there was a reason, I assure you.
trucksandtrains:
i work in the construction industry i suppose. installing sprinklers, and other fire protection bric a brac. it's messy, heavy work, but the money is awesome and im in an amazing union. it's a pretty good gig.