we got nothin to eat. we got nowhere to work. nothin to drink. we just lost our shirts. im not a dog. we aint for hire.
say what the hell
say what the hell
im gonna fill out a survey here. i stole it from Wendy
yes i am this bored
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
my charming personality and glass shattering good looks... obviously
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
war protesters. because i live in a college town and im sick of seeing spoiled children protest things they know nothing about purely for a sense of self rightiousness
they would be squashed 'neath my iron fist o' cynicism
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
mcCauley Caulkin and Rock n Roll.
The part of Rock n Roll would be played by jessica alba because she needs more work
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
non. because i love coca cola. it is the best drink ever. pepsi lovers can fuck my ass
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
probably boys because i love vaginas. but then if that would mean that i would have a vagina (since im a boy right now) i would probably fuck the most unoriginal asshole in the room.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
um, yea. i was in a room.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
i dont remember the good ones, they are usually told to me afterwards by my friends.
ok yea here we go, a while ago we were totally trashed leaving the bar and a cop had someone pulled over so i leaned my entire torso out the window and shouted "we're totallllly wasted!!!!"
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
im all out of tape right now. some tape would be nice
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Castro
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
catcher in the rye
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
close to 150
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
i puked out the window of a moving car once... i guess thats more of a drive by
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
im afraid thats never been a problem for me. when i start something i see it out until its completion
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
my grandfather is a nazi
ive never been on a rollercoaster
once, i tried to shoot myself
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
[tubgirl]
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
ill cross that bridge when i get to it
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
hearts cock
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
i dont believe in art
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
sure would.
traumatic
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
SHARK!
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
i dont believe in colors
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
bacon.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
not very
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
because it eliminates all chance of the gag-ee of doing anything with their mouth?
no wait, thats why they arent sexy.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
no.
i dont believe in ice trays
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
'that's too personal'
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
someone to talk to. going without sex for unnatural amounts of time is one of my god given talents
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
i am not insulted very easily.
i guess i dont like being told that im stupid.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
i suppose she/they would. itd be nice to get a change of pace. plus i dont tell people to do this or that to my pussy nearly enough
say what the hell
say what the hell
im gonna fill out a survey here. i stole it from Wendy
yes i am this bored
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
my charming personality and glass shattering good looks... obviously
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
war protesters. because i live in a college town and im sick of seeing spoiled children protest things they know nothing about purely for a sense of self rightiousness
they would be squashed 'neath my iron fist o' cynicism
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
mcCauley Caulkin and Rock n Roll.
The part of Rock n Roll would be played by jessica alba because she needs more work
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
non. because i love coca cola. it is the best drink ever. pepsi lovers can fuck my ass
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
probably boys because i love vaginas. but then if that would mean that i would have a vagina (since im a boy right now) i would probably fuck the most unoriginal asshole in the room.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
um, yea. i was in a room.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
i dont remember the good ones, they are usually told to me afterwards by my friends.
ok yea here we go, a while ago we were totally trashed leaving the bar and a cop had someone pulled over so i leaned my entire torso out the window and shouted "we're totallllly wasted!!!!"
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
im all out of tape right now. some tape would be nice
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Castro
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
catcher in the rye
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
close to 150
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
i puked out the window of a moving car once... i guess thats more of a drive by
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
im afraid thats never been a problem for me. when i start something i see it out until its completion
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
my grandfather is a nazi
ive never been on a rollercoaster
once, i tried to shoot myself
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
[tubgirl]
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
ill cross that bridge when i get to it
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
hearts cock
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
i dont believe in art
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
sure would.
traumatic
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
SHARK!
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
i dont believe in colors
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
bacon.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
not very
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
because it eliminates all chance of the gag-ee of doing anything with their mouth?
no wait, thats why they arent sexy.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
no.
i dont believe in ice trays
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
'that's too personal'
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
someone to talk to. going without sex for unnatural amounts of time is one of my god given talents
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
i am not insulted very easily.
i guess i dont like being told that im stupid.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
i suppose she/they would. itd be nice to get a change of pace. plus i dont tell people to do this or that to my pussy nearly enough
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aaardvark:
PS - Man ho-ing does involve some ho-ing.
vampirate:
Not too much shy of three years. I'd call that a long time. She was an institution in my life. Unfortunately, she still is, but it's totally different now, and way suckier.