Ok, this blog is long over-due but work's been a bitch.
So on January 15th (my birthday) my roommate and my friends told me I had to celebrate my birthday up in Chico. But in the days leading up to the big day, everyone that we meant to hang out with couldn't make it. Finally, right as I was getting into town, my roommate calls and tells me her brother broke his arm and she needs to go to the hospital. So, the only people left (Joe, Dillon and my sister) decided they were going to take me to the strip club since I'd never been to a strip club before.
Than we go to In-N-Out, then the Liquor store (SCOTCH, SCOTCH, SCOTCH, I LOVE SCOTCH) and head back to the apartment to figure out a game plan.
So on our way home, my roommate Chissy calls me and says she's home and to hurry and get back so we can figure out what we're doing. So, I walk in through the front door and shout "DADDY'S HOME" and turn the corner to find 30 people in a fully decorated house (most of which I was told were going to be out of town) all standing behind a GIANT birthday cake singing Happy Birthday.
Then after the initial surprise, within 60 seconds of me blowing out the candles, my sister was heating up sake and two different people had placed a mojito and a kamikaze (tall) in my hands. I had 4 shots and two mixed drinks in like 5 minutes. Furthermore, my friend Joe's b-day gift to me was letting me slap him in the face, which was closer to a punch since I was pretty drunk at this point. Then, around midnight the management called the cops, since pretty much the entire complex was at our apartment, and I blacked out shortly after. But, the next morning I woke up next to a pineapple (if you don't get it, you need to watch the first season of How I Met Your Mother, AWESOME show) and my friend showed me a video on his phone of Joe and me getting up on the stripper pole....oh, alcohol.
GREAT BIRTHDAY!
So on January 15th (my birthday) my roommate and my friends told me I had to celebrate my birthday up in Chico. But in the days leading up to the big day, everyone that we meant to hang out with couldn't make it. Finally, right as I was getting into town, my roommate calls and tells me her brother broke his arm and she needs to go to the hospital. So, the only people left (Joe, Dillon and my sister) decided they were going to take me to the strip club since I'd never been to a strip club before.
Than we go to In-N-Out, then the Liquor store (SCOTCH, SCOTCH, SCOTCH, I LOVE SCOTCH) and head back to the apartment to figure out a game plan.
So on our way home, my roommate Chissy calls me and says she's home and to hurry and get back so we can figure out what we're doing. So, I walk in through the front door and shout "DADDY'S HOME" and turn the corner to find 30 people in a fully decorated house (most of which I was told were going to be out of town) all standing behind a GIANT birthday cake singing Happy Birthday.
Then after the initial surprise, within 60 seconds of me blowing out the candles, my sister was heating up sake and two different people had placed a mojito and a kamikaze (tall) in my hands. I had 4 shots and two mixed drinks in like 5 minutes. Furthermore, my friend Joe's b-day gift to me was letting me slap him in the face, which was closer to a punch since I was pretty drunk at this point. Then, around midnight the management called the cops, since pretty much the entire complex was at our apartment, and I blacked out shortly after. But, the next morning I woke up next to a pineapple (if you don't get it, you need to watch the first season of How I Met Your Mother, AWESOME show) and my friend showed me a video on his phone of Joe and me getting up on the stripper pole....oh, alcohol.
GREAT BIRTHDAY!
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My brother is the same way. All four of his are in and completely fine. He just has to be careful to not get food stuck between the gum & develop cavities back there.
I had a freakin blast.