I need to write something witty and satirical. I haven't done that recently. I feel a void coming from my lack of sarcasm in writing that I need to fill. I'm suffering here.
Now, just a topic. If you're reading this, feel free to help out. I won't pay you, or anything, but just know that you're helping a poor soul in need of biting wit and cynicism.
Now, just a topic. If you're reading this, feel free to help out. I won't pay you, or anything, but just know that you're helping a poor soul in need of biting wit and cynicism.