dr_knownothing

i think my foot is my best feature for, other than being bemusingly big, it is rather well formed if i do say. and my big toe is huge. like the incredible hulk of toes. it gives me superb balance and general foot strength. the left one is the best. b/c left is the best.

tonight was the special holiday of celebration in which all the college kids are evacuated from their posh refugee camps (dorms) and leave lots of perfectly good stuff behind. we were like vikings on a raid. and after the plunder, the feast! few things can beat the simple joy of eating at the waffle house and drinking vanilla coke and listening to free bird and patsy cline over and over. "crazy...i'm crazy for feeling..." and out of town friends appearing out of nowhere and and the moon rising red and full over the mountains.

oh and the other night i saw the lunar eclipse but it was just after a big storm rolled through and we got to see the darkened moon through ragged clouds floating by quick and creepy and i imagined lycanthropes every where, reverse shapeshifting. poor werewolves, trapped in human bodies, anxiously looking at the sky, waiting for the earth's shadow to move.

here's a tip: you know it's going to rain when the maple leaves blow back, their little silver underbellies showing against a dark sky. i've mastered the art of weather prediction now. controlling it is the tricky part. (if anybody wealthy is looking to be patron to a young evil genius working for good though, i would be a good choice).