From chelsi

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Donkey Punch is the kind of guy that you would have standing at the altar as your best man, with a black eye, after backing you up in a barfight the night prior. He's the kind of guy that brings your mom chicken noodle soup when she's sick, and when you're sick, tells you to, "suck it up, soldier," though you don't see the tear shed over the tough love. He's the kind of guy that you wouldn't be mad at if your sister took a night off from her husband to be with. Or your mom. Or you. Shit happens. He's the kind of guy that, if you were to wake up in Vegas and had married him the night prior, it'd be okay. You'd probably have tequila for breakfast, hit the Crazy Horse for a steak lunch, and live happily ever after with the best dude in the world.

I fucking love Donkey Punch; he's someone I need in my life. Otherwise, I'd probably have torn out my hair or gone full-on Plath by now. I'm lucky to call him my friend, and if you don't agree, I invite you to eat grenades.

Viva la Ian. I love your guts.

From hexxus

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one of the best fucking people i have ever met. so glad to know him, he is a great dude!!!!

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if i know one thing about this man is that he has proven himself time and time again to be THE good guy. so good that if only one man in the world could have the title, he'd win it hands down. never have i felt so much love from a person i hardly know. always willing to help, listen, and be there for anyone lucky enough to be called his friend. can't wait to meet him. a true catch for sure. love

From hexxus

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Great person, good vibes. =]

had a great day.

he is a nice person to be around =] no bad vibes whatsoever =]

From hemi

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Stop driving Asian...your adding to the problem. If you have a Toyota Prius, we're no longer friends. LOL!!!

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i wish more ppl felt the way you did. but um everyone ive ever met from ppl i know to random ass strangers feel the need to tell me how big they are

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You make me happy in the most naughtiest way. I might just have to perv on your pics and fap all night long.


mmm fapping to Ian's pics.

*drools*

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You are my Cali friend that makes me smile most days and always keeps me entertained. One day I might just cuddle with you. ♥

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this dude is fucking awesome. if i didn't have a boyfriend i'd totally go to the "asian dark side" just for him. smile