When I tell women I am talented they seem to think I am cocky. When I was 10 I was in a children's musical group and we sold our first album then. When I was 14 I sold my 1st painting I ever drew. When I was 20 I was voted the best front of the house, being the 1st time I ever served in culinary school. I went from making minimum wage to comfortable in a period of 8 months. I know what it takes to get the job done, I knew what I needed to do and I got that shit done. Women on the other hand is something I will never get a grasp of. Would you not want to meet a man that can sing you a tune and not sound out of tune? Would you like to meet a man that can copy anything he sees on the cooking network? Would you not want to meet a man that can make you a bouquet of flowers out of play doh? Anyways I am not ranting I am simply stating facts that seem to make me emo. I am smiling as I type this. I am building my crush list with some damn amazing babes. Some tunes that I have been listening to:
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coollkefonzie:
ha... a chubby non-jewish version ![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
cattie:
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)