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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL BE DRUNK AND SLEEP-DEPRIVED AT THE AIRPORT IN T-MINUS 3 HRS AND COUNTING!

AND I WILL BE DRUNKER YET AND EVEN MORE SLEEP-DEPRIVED IN CALIFORNIA IN APPROXIMATELY 11 HRS!

BUT BEFORE ANY OF THIS I WILL BE DRUNK AND SLEEP-DEPRIVED ON M.A.R.T.A.! (Atlanta's poorly-conceived, underfunded mass transit system, for those of y'all that live in cities with actual subways & whatnot.)

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violently:
now that is a drink i would be happy to make you. dude i will be in the atl in less than a month, we are getting shitty and going to a strip joint for serious.
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some random thoughts and observations from my prophetic ass, because i've been drinking whiskey and you've been ASKING for it, motherfuckers . . .

who decided it was a smart business practice to yell at the customers as they walk in? FUCK Moe's, and FUCK the stupid goddamn names on their menu!!!!!!!!

heating pads FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!! yes, i am officially old.

my Playstation controller is...
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WTF, PEOPLE!!!!! i'm gone for six months and you rearrange all the fucking furniture???? where the hell am i?

fuck, gimme a minute. how do i work this thing . . .
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ARRRR!!! I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON MY JOURNAL!!! PREPARE TA DIE, YE MISERABLE ROTTEN BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHA!!! FUCK IT, I SAY!!!
violently:
yeah apparently i sleep in drawers now too!!! hot fucking business i tell ya
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sluts!
violently:
you offering to let me come stay with you for a day or two? cus if so i might actually do it...is the beer as cheap as it is here? are you within stumbling distance from a bar? would you hold my hair if i got too shitty? (i'd hold yours, and tell your shoes to knock it off too)

hahah man i wish you were within stumbling distance from me already, it'd be a lot easier to hang out and drink steel reserve and eat klonopins.