....for the past week my girlfriend has been telling me that she wishes that she was a Velociraptor. She's been making pseudo-raptor sounds and pretending that she's tapping her nail and everything.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Seriously....imagine waking up in the morning next to this:
Hot, huh? I'd hit it.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Seriously....imagine waking up in the morning next to this:
![](https://www.uga.edu/~wuog/photos/birthday%20party%2010.23.2004/se%F1or%20velociraptor%20dances.jpg)
Hot, huh? I'd hit it.
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Ah well, at least now she is cutting me some slack about all of my younger female friends.