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i wish my milkshake could bring all the girls to the yard, but they're like, "mine's better than yours." and i'm like, "yeah, you're probably right."

whatever
evillyn:
Haven't we talked about your milkshake enough already???
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i live in California now. Madera, California. "the heart of the valley," says the sign. everymorning i wake up and wonder how, why, and dude. always with the dude.
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evillyn:
I lost your phone number.
evillyn:
If i come to SF in a couple of weeks are you gonna drive down there?
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my baloney has a first name, it's O S C A R....

oh the tumbleweeds. mighty wind. dust. it's barren here in Ghostland.
evillyn:
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
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i am not stalking EvilLyn.
i am not
stalking EvilLyn.
i am not stalking,
EvilLyn.
i
am not
stalking EvilLyn.

seriously though, i'm not.

seriously. maybe. yes.
evillyn:
Ummm....
Can you quit stalking me?
Please?
Or at least do a better job at it?
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what the deuce?
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evillyn:
You have a kickass story for me????
evillyn:
Dude, I haven't even started yet...
But I'm gonna kick your ass at the cheese.
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whoa,

i'm hatin' this alone-all-the-time thing i'm doing.

* * *

I WANT YOUR NOOKIE!!!
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evillyn:
Wha???
You totally dissappeared...
Have you called James?
He came over looking for you this morning...
evillyn:
thanks for your support honey...
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ahhh,

love, love, love to be alone!!

ARRR!!!
oldmanwithers:
Until pirates raid your home and ask upon you to join their crew!

PS: Beware... they are watching...
ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
evillyn:
Hey wankstaff
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I'll Never Let Go of Your Hand

Well, ring the bell backwards and bury the axe
Fall down on your knees in the dirt
Im tied to the mast between water and wind
Believe me, youll never get hurt
Our rings in the pawnshop, the rains in the hole
Down at the Five Points I stand
Ill lose everything
But I wont let go of...
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evillyn:
Get ahold of me, get ahold of me
CALL ME
we need to talk