donkeypunch

my roommate came back tonight. he's been up at his girlfriend's the past couple nights. i'm glad, i was getting bored here all by myself all the time.

too bad when he came back, he came with this really good looking girl (single and of age too) and didn't warn me before hand. i'm laying in my bed, in work clothes all trashed out watching last comic standing, and his girlfriend and the other girl come in and say hi.

god, i bet i made one helluva first impression. hi i'm kyle, i've got a molester mustache, and i look like shit. and then he went and pierced her lip, and its not like i could get changed and shit before they came back, because then i'd just be fucking obvious.

turns out she's pretty cool on top of her good looks. and i guess i'll be seeing more of her, since she's the friend of my roommates girlfriend.

i wish i woulda started my laundry earlier, cuz now i'm tired again. but i can't go to bed til i put the clothes on to dry.