donkeypunch

i love john spring. i had fun tonight at the show.

people that live in san luis obispo are retards.

i love the john left a welt from his knuckles on that dude's face.

i love monster energy drinks.

i hate my job

i hate that a guy spilled beer on my favorite sweatshirt.

i love the new warriors cd.

my best friend steven just got kicked out of his house.

so he's gonna live here in my brothers room for the next month til i have to leave. ever since i put a password on my computer, and deleted my brother's profile..he got pissed and hasn't really been in this house since. he sleeps at my mom's and stays there all day on her...
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someone at my work today put SHIT in my boss's water bottle. he didn't notice til after he drank it. HAHAHAHA so amazing. that person is my hero. my boss was PISSED. he thorugh boxes around and yelled and kicked shit. and then he left at 3. so we got the rest of our day without him . that owned.


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i talked to my mom today.

she was out in arizona with her fiance. they'd been house shopping all weekend.

they settled on 4 finalists. 3 or which are on a golf course in a gated community about 8 miles southwest of phoenix. 2 of them have a mother-in-law's quarters (i think that's what its called.) hopefully they settle on one of those. cuz i...
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so nobody knew what time the tournament started as of last night. and there was no way to get ahold of anyone that was putting it on, because it was being put on by the city, and the city recreation department is closed on weekends.

so i got really drunk and slept in.
i took my friend steven home and slept some more.
i got...
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i'm so excited.

today at work. my manager called me into his office. he gave me a write up. i left yesterday at 5:30 (which is when i'm supposed to get off.) but yesterday the orders were really bad. and everyone stayed til like 8. so i got chewed out and written up. he said it was for poor performance or some bullshit, and i...
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i haven't shaved in 2 weeks. its really starting to bug the hell outta me, but at the same time, i'm way too lazy to even bother with it. the other day my friend steven's dad said "what you're trying to cultivate on your face, grows wild on my ass." and he's pretty much right.

why do i never have anything relevant to say? everyone...
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cliche as it sounds..i'm gonna be in a dodgeball tournament this weekend.

but my friends and i have been playing dodgeball forever. and we're all really good at it. and basically i know for a fact that there is no competition in the town i live in.

the entry fee is 50 dollars a team with teams of 6. we're gonna compete in the 18...
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update. so michael has his short term memory back. he just has no recollection of friday or saturday at all. BUT at least he's feeling better, and not so messed up anymore.

we were planning on drinking last night, and nobody was in the mood, because everyone was worried about craddock. so now i have a fridge full of booze.

tonight i went and saw...
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FUUUUUUUUUUCK

tonight was awful.

well it started off alright. actually it started off really good. terrah played with between the buried and me and premonitions of war. and the whole show was awesome until the last 3 songs of between the buried and me. and my friend michael got hit. and he fell down and hit his head on the floor. and he has a...
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went to the cage fights tonight. watched a couple of my friends fight.

one won, and one lost. there's a BUNCH of my friends fighting in october though. i can't wait.

i also lost 50 bucks at the tables tonight. fuck. there goes my new pair of pants.

i'm also mad that i couldn't go with terrah up to santa cruz. the booked the show...
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i had the weirdest dream last night.

i dreamt that god had chosen visalia, (the town i live in) as the city he wanted to make an example of. a la sodom and gammora (sp?).

it was crazy he started hurling down these huge stones from the sky, but the stones were shaped like letters, and they spelled out words in latin. i forget what...
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