Hey guys-
Let's just get right down to it, shall we?
PMS...
sucks my ass. I'm an emotional roller coaster the entire week before my period. One minute, I'm laughing, the next minute, crying at a TV commercial. I'm horny as fuck, then wanting to curl up in a ball and die. I always get frustrated and distracted really easily during this week. During the week of my period, I'm great. Happy, friendly...but that week before is difficult. My skin hates me during that week, I get all self-concious about it, and, worst of all, my boobs hurt like the craziness. My boy likes to sleep with his arm around me, and if my boobs hurt, I can't sleep like that because in our sleep if he even rubs against them I'm in pain. *sigh* I shopped today and will eat some chocolate, so I will be fine.
BUTTS...
Mine is small. Really small...like, sort of flat small. It looks decent in those hot little boy shorts, but for the most part, it's kind of flat. I've been working on the elliptical machine at the gym, with the muscle tone settings on thighs and butt, and I've noticed some marked improvement, but I'm just growing tired of being assless when I'm ample in the breast dept. All of you workout people out there, butt suggestions? I think I'm going to get Carmen Electra's strip tease work out dvds. They look like a fun way to get in shape, an dmaybe if I learned some "wriggle, wriggle, drop it like it's hot, off comes the clothes" my butt would develop. I also think that my boyfriend smacking me on the butt might be contributing to it's flatness. Oh well, there's always implants...NOT!
HAIR:
I've got a different person's hair I want to copy now. Kelly Ripa's from when she was on the cover of Glamour mag a couple months ago. I can't find a pic of it to show you all, but it's long and softly curly. I love it.
BOOKS...
I've finished "True Blue" (Cop Stories) and Candice DeLong's book about being one of the first women in the FBI. Now I need a new book. I'm thinking I might go to Books-A-Million in the next few days and see what I can pick up. Suggestions are welcome and appreciated. I'm a word whore, I'll read whatever's put in front of me.
Well guys, that's it. I think I'm gonna go try on the new clothes and undies I bought.! Maybe I'll surprise the man when he gets home. 
LOOK HERE! IT'S A PSEUDO UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited April 5th to add:
I didn't want to get rid of this entry just yet, because I have so many new comments and friends! These are all cool people. Old friends, check out the new friends!
Anway, I AM CERTIFIED! I got my apprehensions yesterday and I'm finally going to be licensed by the state of TN as a security officer! Woot!
I also hurt my OTHER knee today. Same way I hurt the right one. I can hardly walk- this one is WAY worse. Cross your fingers I'm alright, ya'll. I can't fuck up my legs. I need those sons of bitches to chase shoplifters!
Today's the boys birthday- he got a cake and streamers all over the house. What more could he ask for? He already got surround sound!!
Going to see Ralphie May at Zanies on Friday- anyone seen him or heard his stuff before? He's the dude from Last Comic Standing and Celebrity Fit Club. Should be fun...I love laughing.
Let's just get right down to it, shall we?
PMS...
sucks my ass. I'm an emotional roller coaster the entire week before my period. One minute, I'm laughing, the next minute, crying at a TV commercial. I'm horny as fuck, then wanting to curl up in a ball and die. I always get frustrated and distracted really easily during this week. During the week of my period, I'm great. Happy, friendly...but that week before is difficult. My skin hates me during that week, I get all self-concious about it, and, worst of all, my boobs hurt like the craziness. My boy likes to sleep with his arm around me, and if my boobs hurt, I can't sleep like that because in our sleep if he even rubs against them I'm in pain. *sigh* I shopped today and will eat some chocolate, so I will be fine.
BUTTS...
Mine is small. Really small...like, sort of flat small. It looks decent in those hot little boy shorts, but for the most part, it's kind of flat. I've been working on the elliptical machine at the gym, with the muscle tone settings on thighs and butt, and I've noticed some marked improvement, but I'm just growing tired of being assless when I'm ample in the breast dept. All of you workout people out there, butt suggestions? I think I'm going to get Carmen Electra's strip tease work out dvds. They look like a fun way to get in shape, an dmaybe if I learned some "wriggle, wriggle, drop it like it's hot, off comes the clothes" my butt would develop. I also think that my boyfriend smacking me on the butt might be contributing to it's flatness. Oh well, there's always implants...NOT!
HAIR:
I've got a different person's hair I want to copy now. Kelly Ripa's from when she was on the cover of Glamour mag a couple months ago. I can't find a pic of it to show you all, but it's long and softly curly. I love it.
BOOKS...
I've finished "True Blue" (Cop Stories) and Candice DeLong's book about being one of the first women in the FBI. Now I need a new book. I'm thinking I might go to Books-A-Million in the next few days and see what I can pick up. Suggestions are welcome and appreciated.
I'm a word whore, I'll read whatever's put in front of me.
Well guys, that's it. I think I'm gonna go try on the new clothes and undies I bought.! Maybe I'll surprise the man when he gets home.
LOOK HERE! IT'S A PSEUDO UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited April 5th to add:
I didn't want to get rid of this entry just yet, because I have so many new comments and friends! These are all cool people. Old friends, check out the new friends!
Anway, I AM CERTIFIED! I got my apprehensions yesterday and I'm finally going to be licensed by the state of TN as a security officer!
Woot!
I also hurt my OTHER knee today. Same way I hurt the right one. I can hardly walk- this one is WAY worse. Cross your fingers I'm alright, ya'll. I can't fuck up my legs. I need those sons of bitches to chase shoplifters!
Today's the boys birthday- he got a cake and streamers all over the house. What more could he ask for? He already got surround sound!!
Going to see Ralphie May at Zanies on Friday- anyone seen him or heard his stuff before? He's the dude from Last Comic Standing and Celebrity Fit Club. Should be fun...I love laughing.
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Anyway... great to meet you.. I can't wait to get know you better... I don't know if you already sent one or not.... but if you are still looking for friends... dizntz will do it, plus he really needs more friends.. his list... has one other person on it besides me... He is so shy.
Security guard!! Right on!!! Congrats. What a cool job. I always thought it would be fun to chase bad guys around. Probably a good work out, too.
It sucks you hurt your knees!! You should try taking Ester C once a day. Vitamin C helps rebuild connective tissue, and it's awesome for joints. So when you hurt your knees, elbows, wrists, ect., take Ester C and it will help get better MUCH quicker. It's a miracle vitamin. Works wonders. I gave it to my ancient dog that had arthritis so bad she couldn't stand up every morning, and after two months... no pain...
Hope all is well other than the bum knee