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as found in the stranger, thursday 4/28
edition:

FURRY ANIMAL BUS FUCK:
hump me! anonymous partner to wear animal costume (furry). take advantage of me randomly in public places. animal not important, be imaginative and ready to ride me like a bunny while working, dining, on a bus, etc. no perverts or platapussies. fuzzyduck, 22.

SIX MATRESS MASTRUBATERS WANTED:
picture this, my naked body and rose petals. six men mastrubating into lubricated sandwich bags between my matress and box spring watching my perfect breasts and strawberry yogurt covered feet while my body weight grinds their cocks. foot fetishes encouraged, foot contact not guaranteed. photos get positional priority.
angelsoft, 25.

i am speachless folks. i am just speachless.