dobler

i was never a stupid teenager who needed to call from someone's house to tell my dad i'm sleeping there and really go sleep at my boyfriends house.

thank god.

i never had a boyfriend anyways.

Holden Caulfield is my boyfriend.


"Alice Holmborg showed me how. You cross your legs and hold your breath and think of something very, very hot. A radiator or something. Then your whole forehead gets so hot you can burn somebody's hand."

That killed me. I pulled my hand away from her forehead, like I was in terrific danger. "Thanks for telling me," I said.