After watching the meteor shower, I went home for a few hours of sleep before work. I had the creepiest zombie nightmare ever! It started out my bf was trying to rope me into a threesome with this bitchy/ gross chick and I was totally gonna do it to make him happy. But they were both acting like she had him whipped. Then she disappeared and zombies came. Yes, that's right, zombies. He grabbed me and ran to a bathroom stall and shut the door. Then they burst in and he picked me up and ran again. When they found us again, he transformed into a dog and became a coward. They at his little doggy brains and came after me! I used the leg of a wooden chair to jab out the eyeballs, but had no luck piercing the skull. Then I did the same to the other one. They were taking turns eating the dog, so I only had to fight one at a time. The one who was most actively attacking me growled in a raspy, undead voice, that I was the "only woman he wanted." Eww. Gosh, what a dream. I woke up shaking. No more caffeine during planetary alignments! In other news, I was informed by a random three year old that there is a pirate festival going on in Grand Haven, and I should really go.
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