hung out with dearestEMILY today. she is really really cool and has many good stories to tell so you should all befriend her. we met some really cool people... some dude on the street insisted he knew me. he said i looked like Jim Morrison (see pics below). this guy at H&M hit on me.... Read More
why do I have to be the fat assistant, psudo famous, later to be known as the sweepstakes man, sidekick to the talk show host, grey balding headed ed mcMAN? because I'm the shit. obviously.
i think it was you, you were pissed cause Gallo was only appearing here and not in the big cities. And i think you had a girl that you were worried he would steal from you?
that must be Roby huh?
so it looks, essentially, that i'll have to stay in Chicago for
another year before i go to USC in Fall 2006. USC is reaaaallllyyyy good, and their transfer admission requirements are a lot more flexible. the lady on the phone said i'd actually have a good chance of getting accepted as long as i took some harder classes next Fall. like Algebra and all... Read More
so i got an audition on sunday to play Jesus in a punk rock stage version of Jesus Christ Superstar. YES.
and i might get my job back at American Apparel. they fired the manager who fired me for 'strage practices'... as in she is completely mental and fired people for NO reason (myself included). who fires people "cause i dont like you"? i mean,... Read More
some cunt bastard Shins-liking asswipe fucking shoved me at this party. i shoved him the fuck back. he shoved me again. i clocked his ass into a glass table. finished my drink, and left promptly.
god that felt good. i felt like Ludacris. GETBACKMUTHAFUCKAIDONTKNOWYOULIKEDAT.