dickie

I went to pick up my Chinese food. There was this big family eating dinner. One of the little girls didn't hear something the man next to her had said. So she asks,

"You're good at allergies?"

Then she perked up and said,

"I'm good at math!"

So, the guy next to her said,

"What's five plus three?"

She thinks a little, squints, opens her eyes and replies,

"Eight."

It made my day.