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Sweet!
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vampirate:
Yeah, but I'd have to document the interaction and justify it to the Headmistress*.

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*She calls herself the "Director", but I think "Headmistress" is about nine million times better.
vampirate:
The other day I discussed the dimensionality of the solution spaces to systems of linear equations with a fifth grader. She was too polite to roll her eyes and stop listening. Teaching is awesome.
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Well, I'm here.
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vampirate:
FTR, I took Differential Equations from Ray Mayer* at 9 AM, not from some hot, attention-commanding hussy like Dunx, who has nothing about which to complain.

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* Ray was one of those older-than-dirt doddering dudes who would say one thing, mean another thing, and write yet a third thing on the board. Also, we used a book that was translated from Russian. Fuck.
dunx:
FTR, Dan's using "FTR" way too often, and that is gay.
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1) sigmatic is sweet.

2) God is stupid. Note: write Jesus a letter.

3) Keep your sleeves down. (related to 2)

4) It's my birthday. KISS ME!
vampirate:
Mwah! (Late, sorry.)
sigmatic:
Regarding (1), does this mean we can hold hands?
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Well folks, let me tell you. There's something nice about a cool breeze and friends, and an $80 glass of Scotch.


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Oh, and I'll be a doctor on Wednesday.
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vampirate:
Haha, Dr. Dickie! Way to go, man. I'm jealous.
al:
You're my hero... doctor...
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Hey, look at the picture.

"What's it mean in algebra?"

That's what it means.

"That's a picture you'd draw alright."

Look at the fucking picture!
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vampirate:
So you're saying that algebra is hampering their vision, not that their vision is hampered with respect to algebra?
vampirate:
Algebraic tunnel vision?
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vampirate:
Wolfgang Pauli rocks my world.

I'll bet that's not something that gets said often.
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My true love, where- and whoever you may be, I need you to start work now. You must become the Queen of the Liars.

Now, not so that you can run around. No, not for that. Let's not have that. But one day I'll be slipping away in a bed in a white room with beeps and wheezes somewhere, and doctors will want...
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