It wasn't at all accurate, god knows what goes on in my head. It's the first dream I can remember in ages, maybe that's because of the events that occurred during it...
Basically, my boyfriend and I decided to go to 'SG land.' Now some of you might be thinking, "if it existed I'd love to go." but ohhh nooo not in my head.
We got off the plane, and were guided to the hotel on foot. Now through the city centre, there were these big fat bouncy people who I can only describe like this:
Now I haven't seen Noddy in a long long time, since I was a kid. I don't even think about it, it creeps me out if I'm honest. Just, that's what it reminded me of, subconsciously anyway.
Anyway if it wasn't already bad, they jumped up and asked if they could bounce on your head. They then proceeded to do so... Oh god, how annoying would that be in the real world?
So after getting past those, we checked in to the SG hotel, I think it had an actual name but I can't remember so much detail. There were a load of SG's in the rooms (Not actual ones unfortunately, just a load of pretty attractive alternative girls.) They were a laugh, until I came back in to that same room afterwards to find one of them giving weird people blow jobs. That was awkward... they were all laughing and watching, I was like "What you laughing at? ... oh that?" and walked out. Yeah pretty strange.
The receptionist then walked through the hallway with a box, full of little pug puppies. Now I know why this is, I was on the train yesterday and someone brought a little pug/jack russell mix puppy on the train in a carry case and I thought it was cute.
So they looked like this, only smaller:
After a holiday of madness, it was time to go. We got a taxi down to the airport, to avoid the bouncy men. However we still managed to miss the flight so we then had to re-pay for another one 2 hours later. I was getting stressed at this point, then I started crying. I had realised I left some of my stuff back in the hotel. We ran back in a rush, and soon got lost. We asked some people in a car for directions, once they had told us I just ended up asking them if they would take us. In my head I was thinking "Well, this is a fucking stupid idea but I'm doing it anyway." They had a blanket covering all the inside of the car, even themselves. So they obviously couldn't drive properly, it was all over the place. We ended up in the wrong place, luckily I could see the hotel from where we were. I just walked, and on the way I got bounced on by one of those things. Got back to the hotel to get my stuff, the receptionist showed me the box of puppies and announced that 2 of them had died. Well how lovely... least you can definitely say for sure they went to a better place. I was just glad to wake up.
I've never done drugs, I've never hallucinated... but if I ever did that's what I'd imagine it to be like. Just chaos.
