dexy

on saturday i got to serve drinks to spoiled rich people at a fancy party. i drank lots of free champagne and tried my best not to punch a few of the guests in the head. I met Jude Law, he has a big head and talks a lot. he was rather nice to me and totally checked me out. i also walked in on him peeing. he chased me around trying to put a mask on me.

i find rich people fascinating. their parties are a bit dull and consist of people kissing each other's asses and only being nice to the girl behind the booze when they think she will give them something special (i.e. like the many bottles of chanpagne i was coveting). by the end of the night my drunk ass was walking around smiling and asking 'who are you and what do you do?' in the most direct way. oh, and looking at Jude and saying 'hey! superstar! gimme a cigarette....' to which he obliged and lit it as well.

i got paid very well and was able to send my mom really nice flowers for her birthday with the extra money.