deviance191x

maybe you saw hitchcocks the birds at an early age. or that scene from the family guy with a chicken fist fight?

Maybe she had those traumatic experiences? No? Anywho, that fucking blows. As one might recall someone saying once, "This sucks worse than anything has ever sucked before."

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Well, maybe it's not THAT bad, but that truly does suck. Honestly, I can say I've never seen a chicken in person, live, right there in front of me. So, I can't vouch for their being birds of evil. But, fuck em. You should carry a gun on you, and blast every one of them you see ? That might help your fear, knowing you're the "top dog" around the coup, now. hehe.