My Evidence Professor, (a woman) just shared this story about being a public defender in the 1970's. She is the attorney cross-examining the witness as described below. We come in part way through:
Attorney: You two were drinking all that day?
Witness: That's right darlin'.
Attorney: But you said earlier that you had only had one drink that day?
Witness: It was one looong drink darlin'.
Attorney: Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to not address me as "darlin'"?
Judge: Of course honey.
I wonder what kind of bullshit I will have to deal with if I end up in trial
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thistle:
HAHAHHAHA that's a great story. People are such asses.
truthwhore:
Try not to worry too much about it, Sport.