desormais

i don't remember anything from my last blog until i woke up this morning. i'm sorry if i did or said anything that sounded weird or offensive.

my father said i'm a disappointment. my mother thinks i'm lying, but does a terrible job of covering it with "motherly advice/nagging"

i can't live like this.


ALSO: my 26th birthday is coming up. i'd really, really like a gift, or preferable to get my tongue bifurcated. i don't expected any of those, but i'll return the favor however i can.. <3