desormais

anyone ever see that movie "the cabin boy" with chris elliott? well if you haven't, don't, because i'm not sure it's one of those "awful but awesome" movies or just plain said ones. anyway, he finally loses his virginity (in his 30s) to some like...octopus chick? i dunno, it's been awhile. but then he proclaims these pipes...are CLEAN! looking triumphantly over a cliff with a beam of light shining on him. yeah, that's kinda how i feel.

just without the sex, and i lost my virginity awhile ago. or the octopus chick.

..yeah. it won't make sense.