Tuesday May 10, 2005

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If sheer rage could reach out over a distance of one thousand miles and strike someone down my former boss would be lying in a ditch somewhere as we speak.

There are no words to express my anger.
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freakpirate:
My level of sociability depends entirely on my level of sobriety. So the more time I spend with the kegs the more time I'll spend with people.

sydni:
good, you crazy bizzo.

Sunday May 08, 2005

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There are an awful lot of people who are dropping out of prom this year.




I may end up being one of them.
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perhapsevil:
Nooooooo!
I don't even know you, but goooooooooo!
rowan:
♥

xoxo
~Ro

Thursday May 05, 2005

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Desdenova is tired of cooking for a living.
What is the only non minimum wage job that Desdenova is qualified for?

Cooking.

This is quite the pickle I find myself in.
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koleeta:
shouldn't you be cooking something? tongue
godzuki:
i thought that whole point of a minimum wage job was that you didn't have to have qualifications?

Sunday May 01, 2005

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Dear Corvette owner who was sniffing up my tailpipe this afternoon,

I apologize for not being able to accelerate as fast you can.
I'm sorry that we were on a one-lane road.

However, it is not my fault that nature gave you the kind of substandard genitalia that would make you think that you needed to buy that kind of flashy car in the first...
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volks:
I'm great! Real busy though.....Kara hates being out of the city, but she'll be back soon. We're just saving a little cash.

I might get some goats! They'll live in an old VW van I have at the house that isn't worth fixing up. I'm thinking chickens too....
volks:
They'll just sleep in the van. And I'm never buying a rooster on Capitol Hill again.

Friday Apr 29, 2005

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I just accidentally left a private group for the first time in my entire SG career.
Is Hara-Kiri the appropriate course of action here, or do I say ten hail mays and an our father?
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xip:
...or you could just drink a beer, watch tv, and forget about it..

You know, you don't have to buy a freaky bottle of alcohol to get a snake. You could just buy a rubber one at Toys R Us and dangle it from a ceiling fan or something... real party gag there
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evillyn:
Probably.

Wednesday Apr 27, 2005

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Mission Name: The great Desdenova Bed Search of 2005
Mission Status: Failing faster than a frat boy in a sexual ethics class.
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unravled:
The thing with Alotn, he makes it so anybody can cook like him.
xip:
I should write a story about every bloodstain I've ever seen or caused or experienced

I remember being greatly creeped out by having the inside of my jacket sleeve covered in black splotches from bloodstains when I once cut the fuck out of my arm... and then got utterly annoyed when I saw a bandaid in the trash with a little red dab on it... and thought about how the person wearing that bandaid had been such a fucking pussy

But I won't because i'm lazy blackeyed
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[Edited on Apr 29, 2005 6:11PM]

Saturday Apr 23, 2005

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Here I am updating from my new home in Burbank, where I apparently brought the Northwest rains south with me.
Take that, California! You're always so smug with your suntans and beaches and ultraviolet radiation but how do you like your weather now?
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unravled:
I only pay for guaranteed ass.

Actually, someone else is paying for my broke ass tonight, or else I'd totally offer.
koleeta:
I hear seattle is pretty wet.

Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

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The Green Tortoise in San Francisco is the best hostel that the world has ever seen.

Tonight: Pool Tournament and Beer chugging contest.
Tomorrow: Free Beer night.

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rowan:
♥

xoxo
~Ro
rawr_ima_monster:
shuttup, you, I wanted to go to sleep when I got home, but NO, you kids and your pool hall.
-fer crying out loud, update. you've got the internet RIGHT there.
Dave

Sunday Apr 17, 2005

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0 Days and Nothing At All Left To Count

Adieu.
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ooomermaidooo:
Goodluck! kiss
rowan:
*sheds single tear and calls out your name..... kiss ♥

xoxo
~Ro

Saturday Apr 16, 2005

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1 Day and Counting

The Irish car bomb will most likely never replace orange juice as an everday beverage.

Sure is tasty though.
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null:
I tend to make everything at home Irish-style.
trilobyte:
Yeah, you're going to get along really well with Rawr...

odi omnes
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