demoniacsmile

Chick bit my head off...but the ass was magic
Shoulda seen the tattoo on her back of a praying mantis
Clutched my chest like Fred Sanford and splashed her crack with some man shit.
Now baby girl's amped learning to walk with both hands backwards
Moaning fanastic damage with her grill sunk in the matress


I got an F in life

Thanks everyone for the birthday messages. What a surprise!

I didn't really do anything for my birthday except sit in my room all day like every other day. I just got a bunch of money in cards, really. My mom had gotten some Icecream cake, which was good. Also, two of my friends came over around 11pm with two shirts for me ("Straight Outta Jersey"...
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I've recently come upon a pair of intimidating beasts. These beasts have broken through the tough shell of accumulated and condensed chitin of solitude that I've been gathering since my ejection from relatively normal life (see July 19th, 2002). I'll explain the physiology of these two beasts.

The Transmutation
I once had a friend with whom I had a unique relationship. We met when I...
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Wow. Over two months since I last posted.

I'm still alive, though. As alive as a robut can be.

にほんご　を　べんきょう　した

孤独なRitz Bit そして不具にされた身体障害者機械

I had my "Art of Independant Cinema" class tonight. I was running way late (like almost 45 minutes) but I decided not to rush cause I didn't feel like it. So I went to the Wawa first and got some snacks for class. I got a little bag of Ritz Bitz, a 3 Muskateers bar, and one of those new Mountain Dew:...
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失恋

Wow. SG is getting cool new features all the time these days.

SG Dating?? I might as well "sign up".

I wonder how far that'll get me? You think it'll be any different than all those other dating sites that have fucked me?

We are the nobodies.
Wanna be somebodies.
We're dead and we know just who we are.

There's a girl I like in my Japanese class.

I know her from a program I used to go to since I was 10, until I was 18. She went one summer. Funny how we met again in school.

She's really pretty. Long black hair and blue eyes. Tons...
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Hmm. School starts on Tuesday.

This semester I'm taking Japanese and Art of Independant Cinema. I've been wanting to take Japanese for years now, and Art of Independant Cinema will be my first film-based class for my major (Communications: Cinema) so I'm pretty excited about that.

I also finally got a good program for my webcam, so I'll probably have that up a lot if...
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What up dawg? What you been up to?
Oh yeah? Well that's cool. Check it out.
You and me, we been down for a while, right?
We've been here and there, we've been pretty tight.
Well something happened last night that you might get upset about...
...but here me out!
I didn't mean nothing by it...I'mma make this quick.
I gave your momma this dick....
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Well, things didn't work out with the girl I went to see a week ago . She decided that her heart was for someone else - one of her best friends who recently kissed her, so she's been getting some different feelings about him.

What a shame. I liked her a lot too.

But hopefully I'm going to be hanging out with another girl from...
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