i just fell down twelve flights of stairs and hit my head on the outgoing door to the apartment building, shattering the glass with my face. as soon as i landed outside, a large dog bit me. then a small dog bit me. a large alley cat came over and vomited acidhellbarf on my eyes.
i got up and looked in a mirror.....not a scratch on me!
....unbreakable!
::sinister grin::
i got up and looked in a mirror.....not a scratch on me!
....unbreakable!