Guess who's got two thumbs and is going to see Dita Von Teese at the House of Blues in New Orleans?
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This guy!!!!!
My dad called me up a few hours ago and asked if I would be interested... needless to say I was and am. It may sound strange to some people that I would go to a burlesque show with my father, but I have a weird buddy-buddy relationship with him. He's a typical jerk cop... which means he's a humongous asshole complete with the temper of a territorial male elephant, but you know, as some rednecks from around here would say, "Kinfolk is kinfolk!"![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
Here, see an old picture of me playing dress up.
![eeek](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/eek.c88c4a705be2.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
This guy!!!!!
My dad called me up a few hours ago and asked if I would be interested... needless to say I was and am. It may sound strange to some people that I would go to a burlesque show with my father, but I have a weird buddy-buddy relationship with him. He's a typical jerk cop... which means he's a humongous asshole complete with the temper of a territorial male elephant, but you know, as some rednecks from around here would say, "Kinfolk is kinfolk!"
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
Here, see an old picture of me playing dress up.
![eeek](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/eek.c88c4a705be2.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Zach you look like a guy whose been to a soup kitchen, that specializes in ice cream soup...