delilah_banks

Dear Aimee,

In reference to your recurrent problem, I'm happy to say that everything appears fine. However, I do have some bad news regarding your hair loss: there may be a possibility that you have what is commonly known as male pattern baldness. Hopefully the medication that we have you on will reverse the signs soon. Please don't worry about it, since you don't have any permanent scarring and there is a bit of regrowth.

Sincerely Yours,

WMC Dermatology

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Dear Mother Earth,

I am glad to see that Montana is getting some preciptation this early. However, do you think it's necessary that we have six inches in early November? Also, would it be possible to make it so it doesn't snow on the freeways?

Love,

Aimee

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Dear Professor Bigley,

You're a fucker. I'm dropping your class. I hate you and your dumb students.

Best Regards,

Aimee

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Dear Everyone Else,

I'm sorry for my behavior. I'm sorry that life can't be better, and I'm not like the rest of you.

If I caused you harm in anyway, please take note that it wasn't intentional.

Love Always,

Delilah.