Wednesday Oct 29, 2003

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I'm still having naughty thoughts about young boys that wear maroon scrubs and smile at me. And for once, I believe I want to do something about it! However, I'm a COMPLETE dumb ass when it comes to making any sort of flirtation/move/comment/etc, that I know I'd fuck it up.

Suggestions on how I get sir gorgeous boy to fall head over heels in lust with me?

Seriously now.
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rexphantom:
Asking for a mix tape is a good idea. Or you could do this--walk up to him, say, "What's up?" and then stand there looking like you know what's going on but not saying anything. Make him think he has to say something clever.
beckadarling:
hmmm...well, im with rex on that. taking time to consider your prey is the first course of action, so being ambiguous though forward is key. check his response and work from there. its the first rule in the delilah school of seduction, yes? & its such a gratifying way to use your brain. recourses vary with response but key into casual until you know for certain what you may get back.
(thats my fortune cookie for you. so lets be geishas for a day. or even better: the sexy girls in 1930s cigarette ads from Shanghai. i want to see you in a hot pink cheongsam with black laquer shoes and fingernails.)
xoxo. hope that made sense!

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