This is a redux of my last journal entry; only now, with NEW IMAGE OF ME!
For all o' you kids who're currently employed at Tower Records (I know it's a great majority of you); I'd like to formally urge you to give your managers a giant hug.
Seriously.
Whatever you may be doing at work; be it opening up new boxes of cd's, putting new magazines in their correct places; or just ringin' up a customer, give your manager a hug. The reason, you may ask? Well, see, Tower records unknowingly just assisted me in a moneymaking scheme of epic proportions. What is it you may ask? Wellllll...I really do wanna tell y'all but it doesn't look like a lotta people read my journal. Thus, writing out the tedium of my scheme seems like it'd be wasted typing. If enough of you comment with something to the effect of "yeeehaw, tail me how yo' deeevine mind works masa' Ad'm," then I might tell ya. Otherwise, fellate me.
Oh yeah, if any of you girls are feelin' up to the challenge, see my solitary friend on my "friends" thing? Well, he's ever elusive and is known by many a name. Anyhow, IM him, accost him, and send him risque pics, girls. Seriously, I dare ya.
For all o' you kids who're currently employed at Tower Records (I know it's a great majority of you); I'd like to formally urge you to give your managers a giant hug.
Seriously.
Whatever you may be doing at work; be it opening up new boxes of cd's, putting new magazines in their correct places; or just ringin' up a customer, give your manager a hug. The reason, you may ask? Well, see, Tower records unknowingly just assisted me in a moneymaking scheme of epic proportions. What is it you may ask? Wellllll...I really do wanna tell y'all but it doesn't look like a lotta people read my journal. Thus, writing out the tedium of my scheme seems like it'd be wasted typing. If enough of you comment with something to the effect of "yeeehaw, tail me how yo' deeevine mind works masa' Ad'm," then I might tell ya. Otherwise, fellate me.
Oh yeah, if any of you girls are feelin' up to the challenge, see my solitary friend on my "friends" thing? Well, he's ever elusive and is known by many a name. Anyhow, IM him, accost him, and send him risque pics, girls. Seriously, I dare ya.
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That's prety funny, too.
But, still: darn.