OK, Im officially now keeping a log of every time Mitch takes his shitty aggression and resent for being laid off out on me. Im not going to stand for it anymore. Ok, well, Ill start with tonights episode. This particular one, this one got my blood boiling. Ive decided that for the duration of my stay at the Mitch Estate, Im not going to...
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Ephrams Mom is weakening his life. Shes a hindrance to him. She, in fact, is shit. She is extremely annoying to him. She wants to waste his time. She doesnt do anything other with her time than complain. She is like a life-sucking vampire. So, instead of sucking blood, she sucks life directly. She gets to the point. She is a vampire that doesnt dick...
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Yeah, so my cock's hurtin' me quite a bit.

I've had it. If anyone ever gives me a "BRB" again, I will kill them.

I've had it. If anyone ever gives me a "BRB" again, I will kill them.

OK, being a frequenter of many makeoutclub-esque profile webpages, I've engaged in many an attempted online convo with the scenester girls occupying these sites. For the most part, many of them are highly non-responsive and apparently annoyed with me. A run-of-the-mill conversation with one of the various girls typically goes as follows (note the almost constant refusal on her part to adhere to the simplest...
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Seriously, my dick is fucked up.

I hate to be cliche but, seriously, girls are really not interesting to me. But see, that's the ultimate paradoxical situation for me 'cause as much as I'd like to be gay, I'm not. The problem is, most of the girls I meet don't seem to have a lot of depth to 'em. Well, that's not true. Most of the girls I meet that I'm...
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I hate to be cliche but, seriously, girls are really not interesting to me. But see, that's the ultimate paradoxical situation for me 'cause as much as I'd like to be gay, I'm not. The problem is, most of the girls I meet don't seem to have a lot of depth to 'em. Well, that's not true. Most of the girls I meet that I'm...
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This is a redux of my last journal entry; only now, with NEW IMAGE OF ME!

For all o' you kids who're currently employed at Tower Records (I know it's a great majority of you); I'd like to formally urge you to give your managers a giant hug.

Seriously.

Whatever you may be doing at work; be it opening up new boxes of cd's, putting...
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Math
Class
Is
HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

And now, I'm on lipstickparty.com. Yes, it's true.