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The list of things to celebrate is long. Take your pick from the below options:

1. My birthday
2. My new condo
3. Being single
4. Steve Weller and John Hanson moving in
5. White socks, wife beaters, driving fast, anal sex
6. The Feel Like You Wouldn't Believe
7. Matt Roy's custom modified walker
8. DANCE PARTY! (Matt will rock back and forth in his wheelchair, approximating dancing.)
8. The 2006 Dorchester murder rate

I'm sure we can add a few items to that list, so feel free to make suggestions.

Regardless, come to the D. O. T. for our housewarming/homecoming/birthday/band party this Saturday night, May 13th.

When: Anytime after 8 pm. The Feel after 10.
Where: 32 Ditson St. ..5, Dorchester. Take the Red Line to Fields Corner, and exit on the Dorchester Ave. side, NOT the Geneva St. side. Take a left out of the T stop and immediately left on Charles St. One block, and right on Ditson. My building is on the left, on the corner of Ditson and Leroy. Last inbound train leaves Ashmont at 12:30 AM.

If you're driving, take the UMass/JFK/Columbia Rd. exit off 93, and go west on Columbia one block to Dorchester Avenue. Go about 2 miles through Savin Hill to Fields Corner. Just before the T station and railway bridge, turn right on Charles St., and then right on Ditson. There's plenty of parking on the street around my building.

Body armor is optional. Booty shaking will not be.

Adam