Don't worry, this is going to be funny, not revealing.
Okay, so last night I hooked up with this girl. After a few minutes of making out, she pauses to tell me something: "Just so you know, I'm a pretty rough girl. If you don't think you can handle it, we should just stop now."
That's right, folks; she gave me a disclaimer!
Of course,...
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Okay, so last night I hooked up with this girl. After a few minutes of making out, she pauses to tell me something: "Just so you know, I'm a pretty rough girl. If you don't think you can handle it, we should just stop now."
That's right, folks; she gave me a disclaimer!
Of course,...
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mygoddamnradio:
I haven't been to a show in a long time but I make it a point to escape the suburbs regularly.
vladdic:
What happend with the RAD house?
Man, I haven't been this hung over in a bit.
Sunday I had to do an inventory, which kept me in the store until 3am. Eleven hour work days fucking suck. And what sucks more is having to be in at ten the next morning to open the store.
Needless to say, the rest of my Monday was devoted to drinking. The girls are currently...
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Sunday I had to do an inventory, which kept me in the store until 3am. Eleven hour work days fucking suck. And what sucks more is having to be in at ten the next morning to open the store.
Needless to say, the rest of my Monday was devoted to drinking. The girls are currently...
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So last night I went out to the usual watering hole, McTighes with a few friends. We had to take this really ass backwards, convoluted route to get there because there was a police barracade blocking off Peachtree Street north ood Pharr Road. As it turns out, some guy who is wanted for murder in Florida highjacked a construction crane and is perched atop it,...
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flux:
I WUV YOUUU
unnecessaryz:
Didn't they shoot that guy with a blowgun and piledrive him from the top of the crane or something? If not, I should definitely write an article telling people that's exactly what happened.
Last Wednesday was my friend Steve's 21st birthday. Now, I know I've been celebrating lots of birthdays recently, but this one was special; you see, Steve, our friend jeremy, and I were high school drinking buddies, and whenever we are together trouble is a-brewin'. Let's put it this way; I've had my nose broken twice in my life, and both of those breaks were the...
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kestrel:
I love your journal entries, sorry I'm so horrible at commenting.
Please don't stop messaging me in the middle of the night with drunken randomness, for serious. You always crack me up. And, thanks! I do consider myself complimented, as the tattoo IS completely rad.
♥
Please don't stop messaging me in the middle of the night with drunken randomness, for serious. You always crack me up. And, thanks! I do consider myself complimented, as the tattoo IS completely rad.
♥
superflea:
See, I was hoping for "You don't need to see my god damn ID!!! These aren't the motherfucking droids you're looking for!!!"
Well, I just spent the weekend thoroughly draining my bank account because my stupid job decided, once again, to not pay me on time.
As some of you may know, this past weekend was the first annual RAD Olympics, the main event of which was the mighty Case Race. Here's a recap of the rules: teams of two race to see who can finish a...
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As some of you may know, this past weekend was the first annual RAD Olympics, the main event of which was the mighty Case Race. Here's a recap of the rules: teams of two race to see who can finish a...
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vladdic:
I beat you by.. 7?!? hahaha god I'm such a better alcoholic than you.
Oh oh.. do you remember me telling you to hit on Kim so I wouldn't have to fuck her? And if you do.. do you remember if she overheard us? Apparently she was trying to leave at some point.. and I think thats what did it. At least I hope so.
[Edited on May 17, 2005 4:18PM]
Oh oh.. do you remember me telling you to hit on Kim so I wouldn't have to fuck her? And if you do.. do you remember if she overheard us? Apparently she was trying to leave at some point.. and I think thats what did it. At least I hope so.
[Edited on May 17, 2005 4:18PM]
flux:
You know that motherfuckin' Alan Jackson song?
It's been in my head and on my Pod for WEEKS.
oh way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
it gets hotter than hootchie-cootchie
BLAAAH
It's been in my head and on my Pod for WEEKS.
oh way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
it gets hotter than hootchie-cootchie
BLAAAH
Last night I saw A Flock Of Seagulls. And, since the show was in Alpharetta, I decided to hit on lonely looking thirty-something women because, lets face it, how hilarious is the idea of some punk kid (I scened myself up as much as possible for the show, wearing my tightest pants, most obscure band shirt, and my pin-covered army cap to the side. Ha!)...
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scopitone6248:
Hit your cock blockin' friends in the throat with a cactus for me.
scopitone6248:
Oh, and I hope to hell you fuckers make it out here this summer.
So, as it turns out, I am unable to resist the temptations of MJQ, despite my best intentions and a ten hour shift at work the next day. Yeesh. I just woke up and it's already not my day.
But, on the bright side, A Flock of Seagulls is playing at this ridiculous "rock club" called Paradise City in Alpharetta of all places. And, since...
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But, on the bright side, A Flock of Seagulls is playing at this ridiculous "rock club" called Paradise City in Alpharetta of all places. And, since...
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unnecessaryz:
Hey, I'm totally going to be in ATL for about 20 minutes tomorrow. Let's parteeeeeeee! Other than that, I just wanted to say what's up. It's been awhile.
Summer time, and the livin's easy...
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vladdic:
Wait.. Steve(n) or Steve-O?
mygoddamnradio:
Eh, I'm not so sure really. I've loved Batman since I was little. I like the idea of some normal (mortal) psychologically undefined philanthropist super hero avenging the death of his parents I guess? Who knows. I do know that I feel torn as far as Katie Holmes' character goes...I've never been a big fan of hers to begin with. I was confused about her role because its a different name than Ra's daughter I think. I guess I feel the same way as Christian Bale playing Batman and Ken Watanabe playing Ra's - I'll just have to wait and see and hope to be pleasantly surprised. No one beats Keaton as Bruce Wayne as far as I'm concerned but I really am fucking stoked about this movie.
Since I have nothing but contempt for each and every one of you that uses dialup, here's an image heavy post.
Friday night was my friends' birthdays and, since I've gone to every birthday party they've thrown since the ninth grade, I drove to Orlando for the seventh annual Megan and Becky Birthday Extraveganza and second annual Pimps 'N Hoes party.
The weekend started out...
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Friday night was my friends' birthdays and, since I've gone to every birthday party they've thrown since the ninth grade, I drove to Orlando for the seventh annual Megan and Becky Birthday Extraveganza and second annual Pimps 'N Hoes party.
The weekend started out...
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flux:
LL Cool D!
mygoddamnradio:
Maybe you could burn that couch that got pissed on too...
just a thought.
I have one last final next Monday. Which sucks. I'd rather get it all over and have the weekend to celebrate rather than balance studying with my work schedule. IT NEVER ENDS!
I have to admit, I love me some STD as well. My former boss totally made fun of me one day for singing one of their songs at work. She was a royal bitch though.
just a thought.
I have one last final next Monday. Which sucks. I'd rather get it all over and have the weekend to celebrate rather than balance studying with my work schedule. IT NEVER ENDS!
I have to admit, I love me some STD as well. My former boss totally made fun of me one day for singing one of their songs at work. She was a royal bitch though.
I fucking suck.
As soon as a girl tells me that she was reprimanded in the public library for drinking from a flask, I'm a lost cause. Again.
As soon as a girl tells me that she was reprimanded in the public library for drinking from a flask, I'm a lost cause. Again.
tygertyger:
Man, there are some things about girls that always, always knock me on my ass. Although I've never run into that one yet, I think it would qualify. Good luck with it.
vladdic:
Sucker!