Hi...well that's a start....so what like I'm going to tell you something really fantastic about (or even fantastical)
Ok me.....well apart from the school history thing.
First 6 year old (in my primary school) to tell the Head Teacher to fuck off (I diddent know what it meant and he kept singing "there's nothing like a dame" everytime he saw me!"
The Last 6 year old (in my Primary school) to be caned...hit repeatedly with a walking cane...in the assembly hall in front of the whole school.
In middle school...the whole child of Satan thing...because of the name and fellow....class members telling me that I was/am the son of Satan...so I acted the part for about 8months and got expelled and had a year home tuition til high school.
High school was different...bigger twats existed and my past rep made me number one target.
With no friends (only fair weathered ones and they couldn't punch a paper bag) I was more interested in surviving High school then actually learning..say maths or French
In short School was shit.
After that had a year in collage doing computers (graphic design...wanted to be a web designer at the time)
Then left that because I diddent have the Money to warrant 5 years in college/uni to fund the vocation.
I started doing shit jobs (kp..waiter ect) to keep me out of the house til about 6 years ago when I started work in a Care home...and im still doing it.
Wounds....at eleven I was mistaken for a Dart Board (had a real dart thrown into my right eye..Ruining my lens and making me blurred in my right eye)
Weird Shit....when I was young (about 8 or 9) I was living in shanklin (Isle of Wight) and dreamt that I was sitting on a public bench by shanklin beach (even though my house at the time was no way near the beach and could not hear anything though the windows) I dreamt that I was watching shanklin pier being blowen down by a storm.
As I woke up the next day (I believe it was the same night that Michael Fish cocked up the weather broadcast) and Shanklin pier HAD blowen down via a storm one that night!...ever since that ive had a fascination with storms..Air and magick
Ok that's me...other than that I'm boring...apart from I'm quite good at "franking" on the Keyboard..(Playing by ear) and I'm trying to release a single.
Check my MySpace!
Ok me.....well apart from the school history thing.
First 6 year old (in my primary school) to tell the Head Teacher to fuck off (I diddent know what it meant and he kept singing "there's nothing like a dame" everytime he saw me!"
The Last 6 year old (in my Primary school) to be caned...hit repeatedly with a walking cane...in the assembly hall in front of the whole school.
In middle school...the whole child of Satan thing...because of the name and fellow....class members telling me that I was/am the son of Satan...so I acted the part for about 8months and got expelled and had a year home tuition til high school.
High school was different...bigger twats existed and my past rep made me number one target.
With no friends (only fair weathered ones and they couldn't punch a paper bag) I was more interested in surviving High school then actually learning..say maths or French
In short School was shit.
After that had a year in collage doing computers (graphic design...wanted to be a web designer at the time)
Then left that because I diddent have the Money to warrant 5 years in college/uni to fund the vocation.
I started doing shit jobs (kp..waiter ect) to keep me out of the house til about 6 years ago when I started work in a Care home...and im still doing it.
Wounds....at eleven I was mistaken for a Dart Board (had a real dart thrown into my right eye..Ruining my lens and making me blurred in my right eye)
Weird Shit....when I was young (about 8 or 9) I was living in shanklin (Isle of Wight) and dreamt that I was sitting on a public bench by shanklin beach (even though my house at the time was no way near the beach and could not hear anything though the windows) I dreamt that I was watching shanklin pier being blowen down by a storm.
As I woke up the next day (I believe it was the same night that Michael Fish cocked up the weather broadcast) and Shanklin pier HAD blowen down via a storm one that night!...ever since that ive had a fascination with storms..Air and magick
Ok that's me...other than that I'm boring...apart from I'm quite good at "franking" on the Keyboard..(Playing by ear) and I'm trying to release a single.
Check my MySpace!
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