...ok..so i'm actually quite surprised that my profile is still around...i pictured a big furnace or something drastic where they put all the losers who don't get online anymore...you know flames, torture, a firing line...something more involved that a slap on the wrist...
but here i am...my computer situation is looking up...all i need to do now is to call and get some internet connection dealy hooked up..
things that have happened to me while i was away for months on end:
1.) i broke my toe on a coffee table (it's better now)
2.) my birthday! (thanks to everyone for dropping by my little defunct journal) (i got plastered by noon and got to ride in a boat..and drive it!)
3.) i got tested...you know..for STDs..haha...but i'm CLEAN...i just had never done it before and thought it the responsible thing to do
4.) i had and lost yet another girlie friend...no big deal (this had nothing to do with said testing..especially since we never did anything remotely sexual.. pshh, virgins....no i'm totally joking...mad props to you people who can hold off...for serious)
5.) my roommate left for vegas..i was supposed to go but i didn't want to go 'cause his girlfriend went..and it would have just made the trip not so much fun...
6.) becky moved away...
...now i can't get tattoos anymore)
7.) i visited my little bro's college graduation...he was magna cum laude...fucking smart ass little bastard...
..and i got really drunk...
8.) OH!...my dad bought me a PSP for my birthday...fuck yeah..
9.) my car got towed (i say leave expired tags and non-existent inspection stickers to the fucking cops...and leave my car alone when it's parked in front of my condo)
10.) oh yeah i moved into a condo...what's the difference between a condo and an apartment?...just that they're all individually owned i suppose...we have no front office we go to...just one lady that we deal with...not a bad deal...it's cheaper than the last place...and a lot cooler too...
i guess that's it...i'm tired of trying to remember the last 5 months...
all that to say that i should be around more often in the next week or so...depending on if my roomie wants to help pay for internet or not...
i miss you guys (and when i say guys i mean girls too of course...i trained myself not to say "ya'll" long ago..and "you guys" is what you're getting...fucking alabama..
xoxo,
j
ps- fucking new harry potter will soon be in my hands..oh since we're onthe subject of books...i read haunted...talk about some fucked up stories...my god...
but here i am...my computer situation is looking up...all i need to do now is to call and get some internet connection dealy hooked up..
things that have happened to me while i was away for months on end:
1.) i broke my toe on a coffee table (it's better now)
2.) my birthday! (thanks to everyone for dropping by my little defunct journal) (i got plastered by noon and got to ride in a boat..and drive it!)
3.) i got tested...you know..for STDs..haha...but i'm CLEAN...i just had never done it before and thought it the responsible thing to do
4.) i had and lost yet another girlie friend...no big deal (this had nothing to do with said testing..especially since we never did anything remotely sexual.. pshh, virgins....no i'm totally joking...mad props to you people who can hold off...for serious)
5.) my roommate left for vegas..i was supposed to go but i didn't want to go 'cause his girlfriend went..and it would have just made the trip not so much fun...
6.) becky moved away...
...now i can't get tattoos anymore)
7.) i visited my little bro's college graduation...he was magna cum laude...fucking smart ass little bastard...
..and i got really drunk...
8.) OH!...my dad bought me a PSP for my birthday...fuck yeah..
9.) my car got towed (i say leave expired tags and non-existent inspection stickers to the fucking cops...and leave my car alone when it's parked in front of my condo)
10.) oh yeah i moved into a condo...what's the difference between a condo and an apartment?...just that they're all individually owned i suppose...we have no front office we go to...just one lady that we deal with...not a bad deal...it's cheaper than the last place...and a lot cooler too...
i guess that's it...i'm tired of trying to remember the last 5 months...
all that to say that i should be around more often in the next week or so...depending on if my roomie wants to help pay for internet or not...
i miss you guys (and when i say guys i mean girls too of course...i trained myself not to say "ya'll" long ago..and "you guys" is what you're getting...fucking alabama..
xoxo,
j
ps- fucking new harry potter will soon be in my hands..oh since we're onthe subject of books...i read haunted...talk about some fucked up stories...my god...
I'm glad you had a good birthday.
It's good to see you around these parts, love.