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My soul weighs more than ten tons. If it weren't for wireless hotspots, it would be hard for me to get around.

Do you know that if the giraffe could leap, pound for pound as high as a grasshopper, she'd avoid alot of trouble.

Barbara Swanson never came back so we sued her for stealing our trust. Case is pending.
I bought some Oscar Meyer "bun length" wieners this afternoon. Where have they been hiding these things?
Hope you all are well. I might not post again for awhile as Badminton Season has begun and it's a struggle to keep up with that and my addiction.

Peace.

Barbara Swanson dissappeared today. One minute she was in the cubicle next to mine, the next she was gone. Hat, coat and purse. Not a word. Calls to her cell go unanswered. Maybe it was an alien abduction ...

I know a lot of cops in Minneapolis if anyone needs a donut recommendation.

On Friday, I was hassled by an obese single mother and a 33 year old gay temporary at work. I guess I'm not hip and they are.

Last night I fell asleep on the couch and scorched my refried beans. It's hopeless. Thank God for Poptarts.

I'm in love with a girl that works at a store where I'm nothing but a customer. I try to buy cool products so she'll remember me. I don't think it's working. Maybe I should spill something.

My friend Scott once said "no matter where you go, there you are." Seemed intelligent at the time. Not so much so now, huh?
Anyhow, glad to be here and greetings from evil-cold Minnesota. The ground is frozen solid and more snow is on the way. You can pound nails with a frozen banana at 30 below. At least it keeps the Sasquatches out of...
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