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oh the ho dum doldrum rainy day. if i hadn't been in it all day yesterday, i might not be so averse to joining in on the drippy droppy wonderland outside. oh well, guess i will just have to be lazy today, not really used to it these days. I suppose 10 am isn't really too early for a sspliff and some pabst. mmmm...beer, the...
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kalima32:
Saw it was your birthday and you live near my neighborhood. Happy fuckin Birthday!!
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Hey, what the fuck, i'll type somethin. Dirty bitches, all of 'em, espescially the ones you love. Blood is thinnest of all these days. The barn burnt down now I can see the moon.
freckle:
i am more of a wild turkey kind of girl, but same difference.
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hodie do di do die day, oh lazy winter, cming to it's end ... not many more slow lazy mornings with coffee and puppy time...
freckle:
now the lazy summer is coming to an end... at leat i say it is judging by how much i got rained on friday.
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ok, enough with the lost my dick thing...alright? ooo aaa . now on to ranting about my brother some more...what a fucker, on a bavarian stripperladen snowboard bachelor party fest while I pay his fucking bills here in the states. I am going to kick his ass! ARRR!!! may he die like Oren Ishi'i, with the sound knowledge that mine is sharper than his... biggrin
freckle:
why are you not also on the stripper-snowboard-bachelor-fest?
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well, sadly enough i am still looking for my dick, which froze off the other day on my way to the laundromat... poor little guy, out their wandering the mean streets all alone. will you please help me find my dick???
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ohhhh, boy is it ever nippy out today!!!!

i thought my dick was gonna fall off walking to the laundry mat, what a tragedy that would be. I bet i am the only one who would find it tragic though! HA! happy happy happy, by the way, for the new year. I don't care if it is better, i just want some different shit to...
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oshareign:
Then you would Have to post missing signs
...Have you seen my dick tongue
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ohh, the new year. mmmm....martini wonderland full of blurry beauties and vermouth laden vixens. what a perfect way to drown out the holiday din of family dys-function and the commercial death siren of christmas. mmmmm.....
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freckle:
ditto... except vodka and contronu... same difference
dazza:
ohhhh, boy is it ever nippy out today!!!! eeek

i thought my dick was gonna fall off walking to the laundry mat, what a tragedy that would be. I bet i am the only one who would find it tragic though! HA! tongue happy happy happy, by the way, for the new year. I don't care if it is better, i just want some different shit to happen to me this year, better would be good but i am a realist. If last year sucked, my dick is likely to fall off this year for spites sake. Another uplifting thought from the super happy wonder boy himself. yippee. wink
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mmmm... out with the old and in with the cold. what happened? i had forgotten what it felt like to freeze my bum off, but last night, wearing vinyl and covered in blood and goo, was as crisp a reminder as youll find! eeek
pyronautica:
Dude! Your HEAD is sunken in!?!?!
pyronautica:
Double post, god damn them. wink

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do you ever have those times when you feel like you should write because you haven't in so long, but you havent written in so long cause you don't think you have much to write, but you feel like if you write then maybe something will come to you and you'll then have something to write about?

p.s. im still happy and the sun is...
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freckle:
yep yep... i just moved down the street. i love the dreary.
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and why not a whole journal entry for mork beasts? eh?

I can't think of a better way to spread the word about pancreatic mork beasts than thissy who journal right here.

anyways, all is well in moronland and once again I question wether or not I am a hippy. i think that i have been happy for at least fifteen days in a row,...
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ohhh, the pancreatic mork beasts, eh! they are what i would imagine would live in a world wracked with nuclear holocaust, they might look something like this EL SUICIDO LOCO , but would more closely resemble the demons of the holocaust in Akira Kurosawa's 'Dreams'

im guessing that they would be made up of the people who made the decisions leading up to the point of holocaust, tortured...
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adelina:
oooh oooh a whole journal entry dedicated to pancreatic mork beasts confused