A gift from me a new hair metal ballad
The other day I saw Aerosmith and Cheap Trick, and it was awesome. Yet a few things hit me up front.
- There are still actually people who will verbally complain at you if you stand up at a rock concert
- These people epitomize everything I hate in the world
- Except for cliff diving not being an Olympic sport
- Which I hate, yet is probably not that persons fault
- Although I doubt she was a cliff diver
- Or even a cliff diving enthusiast enthusiast
- Fucking loser
- Those guys in those bands are old and still rock like shit
- I should stop complaining about my tired old joints at only thirty five
- There hasnt been a proper hair metal ballad for a long time
- I should write one
- Like this one
Please be my n 'roll
(Verse 1)
I was living hard
But feeling soft
I was reaching high
But feeling low
I was hoping big
But feeling small
I was reaching wide
But feeling narrow
(Bridge 1)
Finding my life in a car
Just before I had to pay the garage toll
And yet spare change appeared
Like from a magic hole
(Chorus 1)
You were that hole
Because you are my rock
Please let me be your n roll
(Verse 2)
I was hoping for smart
Yet feeling dumb
I was dreaming of Thai
Yet feeling Korean
I was trying to see
Yet wearing specs
I was not wanting to be blind
Yet not really seein
(Bridge 2)
Finding my life in a boat
Just before I had to pay the river-crossing toll
And yet spare change appeared
Like from a magic bowl
(Chorus 2)
You were that bowl
Because you are my rock
Please let me be your n roll
(Bridge 3)
Finding my life in a airplane
Just before I had to pay the sky toll
And yet spare change appeared
Like from a magic soccer goal
(Chorus 3)
You were that soccer goal
Because you are my rock
Please let me be your n roll
- Now for the best part
- I am not currently in a hair metal band
- This means I have no use for this song
- Bridge means over a body of water'
- Hence the river reference
- If I was in a hair metal band I am not sure if we'd use it anyway
- I mean obviously it's brilliant
- Yet I am fond of being wasteful
- Like starting new points
- That could have finished in the
- Last point
- But was started
- On
- A pre
- vious
- Line
- So I am offering it for sale to the highest bidder
- If you need help with how certain rhymes need to be pronounced to rhyme Ill totally do that with you
- If you need help with the imagery then please remember that the 'rock' and then the 'n' roll' are supposed to be metaphors for 'rock n' roll'
- I know that confuses some people
- If you buy it you should totally rock it please
- If I dont feel that you think of her as a hole then no one will
- And I wrote it
- And thought about at least two or three ladies while I did
- I dont think garage tolls exist but if you sell it people will believe it
- Same with 'sky toll'
- Although I think river toll is real
- Thats one of the keys to rock ballads
- Be fake yet with a huge nugget of truth
- If you buy it I will consider you my roc
- K
- Please let me be youre n roll
The other day I saw Aerosmith and Cheap Trick, and it was awesome. Yet a few things hit me up front.
- There are still actually people who will verbally complain at you if you stand up at a rock concert
- These people epitomize everything I hate in the world
- Except for cliff diving not being an Olympic sport
- Which I hate, yet is probably not that persons fault
- Although I doubt she was a cliff diver
- Or even a cliff diving enthusiast enthusiast
- Fucking loser
- Those guys in those bands are old and still rock like shit
- I should stop complaining about my tired old joints at only thirty five
- There hasnt been a proper hair metal ballad for a long time
- I should write one
- Like this one
Please be my n 'roll
(Verse 1)
I was living hard
But feeling soft
I was reaching high
But feeling low
I was hoping big
But feeling small
I was reaching wide
But feeling narrow
(Bridge 1)
Finding my life in a car
Just before I had to pay the garage toll
And yet spare change appeared
Like from a magic hole
(Chorus 1)
You were that hole
Because you are my rock
Please let me be your n roll
(Verse 2)
I was hoping for smart
Yet feeling dumb
I was dreaming of Thai
Yet feeling Korean
I was trying to see
Yet wearing specs
I was not wanting to be blind
Yet not really seein
(Bridge 2)
Finding my life in a boat
Just before I had to pay the river-crossing toll
And yet spare change appeared
Like from a magic bowl
(Chorus 2)
You were that bowl
Because you are my rock
Please let me be your n roll
(Bridge 3)
Finding my life in a airplane
Just before I had to pay the sky toll
And yet spare change appeared
Like from a magic soccer goal
(Chorus 3)
You were that soccer goal
Because you are my rock
Please let me be your n roll
- Now for the best part
- I am not currently in a hair metal band
- This means I have no use for this song
- Bridge means over a body of water'
- Hence the river reference
- If I was in a hair metal band I am not sure if we'd use it anyway
- I mean obviously it's brilliant
- Yet I am fond of being wasteful
- Like starting new points
- That could have finished in the
- Last point
- But was started
- On
- A pre
- vious
- Line
- So I am offering it for sale to the highest bidder
- If you need help with how certain rhymes need to be pronounced to rhyme Ill totally do that with you
- If you need help with the imagery then please remember that the 'rock' and then the 'n' roll' are supposed to be metaphors for 'rock n' roll'
- I know that confuses some people
- If you buy it you should totally rock it please
- If I dont feel that you think of her as a hole then no one will
- And I wrote it
- And thought about at least two or three ladies while I did
- I dont think garage tolls exist but if you sell it people will believe it
- Same with 'sky toll'
- Although I think river toll is real
- Thats one of the keys to rock ballads
- Be fake yet with a huge nugget of truth
- If you buy it I will consider you my roc
- K
- Please let me be youre n roll