Everyone is talking about underpants
I am intrigued by Green Day, I never thought Id say that, last time Green Day intrigued me was during the Seinfeld finale, an episode I literally cried during, because I loved Seinfeld, it was often the weird bright mark in the dark hole that was my life during those years. Well they used time of your life or whatever the real name was, good riddance or something, (for the record I love song names that are different from the chorus, so fuck you Green Day for doing that). Well that song, from what I understand is about one of Billies exes, and a song about a wanna be Bono post punk pop rock bands lead singers ex girlfriend reminds everyone of a New York comedian with a weird neighbor. Thats why I cried. Ive always wanted a weird neighbor. But alas I usually AM the weird neighbor. Every time they call me that I cry into my dinner of a bowl of boiled socks how dare you call me a weird neighbor, mmm sweat, I am not weird.
So Green Day Singer Billie Joe was on a plane this week and was told to pull up his sagging pants! I know! Billie, god bless him, was outraged, no way in hell was he going to sit on a plane and not show fellow passengers his underpants, NO WAY IN HELL, instead he got angry and swore at flight attendants enough to have himself kicked off the plane. He then went on twitter to complain that I just got kicked off a southwest flight because my pants sagged too low. Um no Billie, you got kicked off because you would rather swear at a flight attendant than pull up your pants.
This begs the questions, why the hell do guys wear their pants with their with half their underwear and ass hanging out? It makes walking hard, is uncomfortable, is hard to maintain and looks really, really fucking stupid. I mean really stupid.
The people to blame here are of course women. Yes women. See, I have seen these guys doing that with their pants, sometimes so low that their pants are below their entire ass and they are with girlfriends. Girlfriends you apparently dont know the phrase PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS or even Im not going to date a loser who wears his pants like that, where is David Tieck, he wears his pants right, and eats bowls of boiled socks, mmm sweat
This of course is just the tip of the iceberg. Almost all of mens fashion is horrible and boring. Yet guys wearing bad fashion like these stupid low pants, and other atrocities like everything the Jersey Shore people wear, still get girlfriends, and sometimes, I have heard even sex. How are they supposed to learn?
Basically the lesson is women, yes all of you, you have now youve gotten Billie Joe thrown off a plane, are you proud of yourselves?
If you continue this ladies here some future fashion trends you may allow to come to fruition:
- fish hook ear rings
- tshirts made out of old cereal boxes
- back hair shaved into hearts
- or the stupidest one imaginable, high heels
See what I did there, ha ha, I offended all women! Ha ha. I have heard they love that. So now, ladies, and men, I guess, now that I have you all on my side please press on this link, then spot me, David Tieck, on the top row right and hit like, it would give me some attention that I desperately need, or else I might end up choosing to show my underpants to everyone.
http://www.pedestrian.tv/blogster/tech_media_culture
Link damn you link - or if it wont can you lovely please please copy and paste, pretty please
http://www.pedestrian.tv/blogster/tech_media_culture
I am intrigued by Green Day, I never thought Id say that, last time Green Day intrigued me was during the Seinfeld finale, an episode I literally cried during, because I loved Seinfeld, it was often the weird bright mark in the dark hole that was my life during those years. Well they used time of your life or whatever the real name was, good riddance or something, (for the record I love song names that are different from the chorus, so fuck you Green Day for doing that). Well that song, from what I understand is about one of Billies exes, and a song about a wanna be Bono post punk pop rock bands lead singers ex girlfriend reminds everyone of a New York comedian with a weird neighbor. Thats why I cried. Ive always wanted a weird neighbor. But alas I usually AM the weird neighbor. Every time they call me that I cry into my dinner of a bowl of boiled socks how dare you call me a weird neighbor, mmm sweat, I am not weird.
So Green Day Singer Billie Joe was on a plane this week and was told to pull up his sagging pants! I know! Billie, god bless him, was outraged, no way in hell was he going to sit on a plane and not show fellow passengers his underpants, NO WAY IN HELL, instead he got angry and swore at flight attendants enough to have himself kicked off the plane. He then went on twitter to complain that I just got kicked off a southwest flight because my pants sagged too low. Um no Billie, you got kicked off because you would rather swear at a flight attendant than pull up your pants.
This begs the questions, why the hell do guys wear their pants with their with half their underwear and ass hanging out? It makes walking hard, is uncomfortable, is hard to maintain and looks really, really fucking stupid. I mean really stupid.
The people to blame here are of course women. Yes women. See, I have seen these guys doing that with their pants, sometimes so low that their pants are below their entire ass and they are with girlfriends. Girlfriends you apparently dont know the phrase PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS or even Im not going to date a loser who wears his pants like that, where is David Tieck, he wears his pants right, and eats bowls of boiled socks, mmm sweat
This of course is just the tip of the iceberg. Almost all of mens fashion is horrible and boring. Yet guys wearing bad fashion like these stupid low pants, and other atrocities like everything the Jersey Shore people wear, still get girlfriends, and sometimes, I have heard even sex. How are they supposed to learn?
Basically the lesson is women, yes all of you, you have now youve gotten Billie Joe thrown off a plane, are you proud of yourselves?
If you continue this ladies here some future fashion trends you may allow to come to fruition:
- fish hook ear rings
- tshirts made out of old cereal boxes
- back hair shaved into hearts
- or the stupidest one imaginable, high heels
See what I did there, ha ha, I offended all women! Ha ha. I have heard they love that. So now, ladies, and men, I guess, now that I have you all on my side please press on this link, then spot me, David Tieck, on the top row right and hit like, it would give me some attention that I desperately need, or else I might end up choosing to show my underpants to everyone.
http://www.pedestrian.tv/blogster/tech_media_culture
Link damn you link - or if it wont can you lovely please please copy and paste, pretty please
http://www.pedestrian.tv/blogster/tech_media_culture