Wake up - you have company
I said I'd never be a company man. Getting religion on a Thursday night. Tonight's gonna be a blast, I can feel it. Not that I like going to assfest clubs - and I'm an assman - but there's something about big hoopy earrings and pink shirts that make me want to drink a bottle of cough syrup and piss on a copy of 'fast and the furious.
Still, it's Friday and we should be able to rescue a good time from the DC nightlife. Plan on sleeping in Silver Spring. Don't forget the toothbrush. Bring the gear for a College Park sweat-a-thon. Smile when your friends are watching!
Getting spiritual
Hanguk plan is in the works. I gotta get my passport and visa in order. I gotta hook up housing and a gig soon. Fall's the best time to go, too. After that, Tokyo baby!
Poor Know
The best thing about Japanese porn is the fact that it's extreme yet simple. They usually fuck on plain white sheets or even on a floor mat. They're all pretty hairy in the pubic region, so that's a treat. But best of all, the guys are really good at making girls squirt. I mean - it's like a past-time.
Magic fingers. If you get really good at it, you can try it out on one of your really horny ex-girlfriends.
In any case, you can learn a lot of sexual skills from the Japanese. Perfection is an ideal. Look into it and you'll feel better that you did. But your hand - your hand will be very tired.
KOKESHI VOL.22 - School Girls. Volume 22 rocks! Wish list this one.
I said I'd never be a company man. Getting religion on a Thursday night. Tonight's gonna be a blast, I can feel it. Not that I like going to assfest clubs - and I'm an assman - but there's something about big hoopy earrings and pink shirts that make me want to drink a bottle of cough syrup and piss on a copy of 'fast and the furious.
Still, it's Friday and we should be able to rescue a good time from the DC nightlife. Plan on sleeping in Silver Spring. Don't forget the toothbrush. Bring the gear for a College Park sweat-a-thon. Smile when your friends are watching!
Getting spiritual
Hanguk plan is in the works. I gotta get my passport and visa in order. I gotta hook up housing and a gig soon. Fall's the best time to go, too. After that, Tokyo baby!
Poor Know
The best thing about Japanese porn is the fact that it's extreme yet simple. They usually fuck on plain white sheets or even on a floor mat. They're all pretty hairy in the pubic region, so that's a treat. But best of all, the guys are really good at making girls squirt. I mean - it's like a past-time.
Magic fingers. If you get really good at it, you can try it out on one of your really horny ex-girlfriends.
In any case, you can learn a lot of sexual skills from the Japanese. Perfection is an ideal. Look into it and you'll feel better that you did. But your hand - your hand will be very tired.
KOKESHI VOL.22 - School Girls. Volume 22 rocks! Wish list this one.
glorybox:
eeeewww.... hehe 