So i walk onto the design floor and take a look at my station and there is a purple dildo just sitting right next to my soewing machine, i mean it was just casualy laying there in all its glory. So i go up to my team leader laughing like a mouron with a dildo in my hand and ask what this is about. It appears that i am going to be receiving a promotion and will need to be moving to CALIFORNIA in the next calender year, at first i think that he is joking with me, but after a second or two i realize that he is being bloody serious. First thought in my head is that this is to good to be true, but then i start thinking about the fact that he said calfornia, i mean i love it over there, if i could have moved straight there from Manchester i would have and now im being put into a situation where i can be there, im not sure what to do but all i know is california here i come.
altaria:
Thankyou I'm going dark brown I think!